I'll deny this later, but I miss having a team to drill with. It's not as fun kicking a ball at a brick wall as it would be if I was kicking it at someone's head ( Read more... )

I stole this from a man named... Iruka

( WELCOME TO THE AMAZON )

Sasori is a shit-faced cock-master. And Itachi is a transvestite.

That’s all. Buenos noches.

Typing with your toes is a good exercise for leg control. Especially if you’re tall. Es muy divertido.

( filtered to Akatsuki )

Five grand to the person that can heal my hands.

These online translators are as competent as a quarter. Language barriers are proving to be a problem.

Someone recommending me to a English Crash Course. Or something similar.

And don’t say a personal translator. I’ve had enough of those prying into my business for the lasted eight years.

Someone better fix my computer before this virus eats all of my work.

Or else.

I'm really getting impatient.