YOU ARE SO DISORGANIZED.
YOU MAKE MY JOB 10,000 TIMES HARDER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE.
YOU KEEP SIGHING LIKE THAT, AND I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SIGH ABOUT.
IF YOU WOULD JUST SLOW DOWN AND DO YOUR JOB RIGHT, QUIT TAKING SHORTCUTS, AND PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU'RE DOING, YOUR LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER.
PLEASE STOP WHINING ABOUT HOW FAR BEHIND YOU ARE ON YOUR WORK. WE ARE ALL BEHIND BECAUSE WE HAVE BEEN HELPING YOU OUT AND CARRYING YOU ACROSS THE FINISH LINE EACH WEEK FOR THE LAST 4 WEEKS.
YOU ARE UNPLEASANT AND NEGATIVE AND THAT IS WHY NO ONE WANTS TO INVITE YOU OUT FOR DRINKS.
LATELY I HAVE BEEN VIEWING THE WEEKEND AS MY REWARD FOR PUTTING UP WITH YOU FORTY HOURS A WEEK.
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