"...No, that's a C-section scar."
There's so much stuff to write about that I've chosen not to write anything lately. Thus, I have tons to say and not enough people would sit around reading it all so I'm not gonna do that to you all. Let's see if I can get a quick synopsis of the past 3 weeks and throw in some old fashioned Sovsy-stylee hate for good measure and have it all make sense...
Craziest shit by far that I can think of off the top of my head is that Joe Forman is getting married. Wow, one pussy for his entire life...good fucking game, Joe. That means in a year or so I will have to step foot in a church for the first time in my life (and most likely the last if there really is a "God" after all). But it's ok because its going to be at Agnes' Polish Orthodox church so I figure their God is stupid as fuck and won't notice a heathen like myself in his place of worship. Should be a good time considering I'll be with Perry and The D-O-G making asses of ourselves and Joe while he takes the plunge. OH SHIT! I totally didn't even consider the most amazing part about him getting married until just now...
bachelor fucking party
I've never been so excited in my life. :)
Speaking of relationships, me and Dee have been together for over 2 years now. Longest relationship for me ever and by far the most easy going. And my parents love her so much that they said if the government implements a draft that I can knock her up. :) You know what that means right? Oh yeah...RAW DOGGIN' that shit! Alas, I would rather fight for my country then avoid the draft and make Dee fat. Then I'd have to keep a close eye on Jeff to make sure he didn't steal my girl...or John for that matter. We all know he digs the preggos (JC, you know I love you).
Speaking of John, as of today he wants his hair gone. I'm probably gonna cut it tonight (Thursday) and make him all suave and sleek again. If only he'd grow back the goatee...
Been playing baseball now with Rich for 3 weeks in a row. We've gone at least once a week and this week should be at least twice. Kev has been coming out as well and hopefully we can get more people to play some ball. It's such good exercise and being outside pwns. Oh yeah, I MISS PLAYING FUCKING BASEBALL since I haven't really played at all in the past 5 years. And now I feel GREAT!
Speaking of feeling great and getting exercise [mmmmmm, gotta love these segways!] I started working for my uncle's contracting company as of this week. All the constant muscle stimulus is going to be great for me to get back into shape. Also, being outside and eating right will help me, too. May 1st I'll be going back to the gym and riding my bike when I have free time. I can't even wait for my pool to open up so I can start doing laps. I'm gonna be a beast...just you all wait.
Fig should be around in a month or so. Man I can't wait to fuck that guy in the ass! And by that I mean hang out with him and do shit around Jersey and New York and when we are alone fuck him in the ass! Fig, I promise you will have a Pete and Elda's Pie Eater's Shirt before you go home.
Well, it's late and I still have to shower and get shit ready for work in the bright and early morning. Hope the entry was worth the wait and if it wasn't...well you can gargle my sack, ya stupid slags.
Oh yeah, when you post make sure that you write your name unless you have an account or you're a short, big eared fucking cracker ass bitch who thinks he's black and used to be REALLY fat. Thanks.
Craziest shit by far that I can think of off the top of my head is that Joe Forman is getting married. Wow, one pussy for his entire life...good fucking game, Joe. That means in a year or so I will have to step foot in a church for the first time in my life (and most likely the last if there really is a "God" after all). But it's ok because its going to be at Agnes' Polish Orthodox church so I figure their God is stupid as fuck and won't notice a heathen like myself in his place of worship. Should be a good time considering I'll be with Perry and The D-O-G making asses of ourselves and Joe while he takes the plunge. OH SHIT! I totally didn't even consider the most amazing part about him getting married until just now...
bachelor fucking party
I've never been so excited in my life. :)
Speaking of relationships, me and Dee have been together for over 2 years now. Longest relationship for me ever and by far the most easy going. And my parents love her so much that they said if the government implements a draft that I can knock her up. :) You know what that means right? Oh yeah...RAW DOGGIN' that shit! Alas, I would rather fight for my country then avoid the draft and make Dee fat. Then I'd have to keep a close eye on Jeff to make sure he didn't steal my girl...or John for that matter. We all know he digs the preggos (JC, you know I love you).
Speaking of John, as of today he wants his hair gone. I'm probably gonna cut it tonight (Thursday) and make him all suave and sleek again. If only he'd grow back the goatee...
Been playing baseball now with Rich for 3 weeks in a row. We've gone at least once a week and this week should be at least twice. Kev has been coming out as well and hopefully we can get more people to play some ball. It's such good exercise and being outside pwns. Oh yeah, I MISS PLAYING FUCKING BASEBALL since I haven't really played at all in the past 5 years. And now I feel GREAT!
Speaking of feeling great and getting exercise [mmmmmm, gotta love these segways!] I started working for my uncle's contracting company as of this week. All the constant muscle stimulus is going to be great for me to get back into shape. Also, being outside and eating right will help me, too. May 1st I'll be going back to the gym and riding my bike when I have free time. I can't even wait for my pool to open up so I can start doing laps. I'm gonna be a beast...just you all wait.
Fig should be around in a month or so. Man I can't wait to fuck that guy in the ass! And by that I mean hang out with him and do shit around Jersey and New York and when we are alone fuck him in the ass! Fig, I promise you will have a Pete and Elda's Pie Eater's Shirt before you go home.
Well, it's late and I still have to shower and get shit ready for work in the bright and early morning. Hope the entry was worth the wait and if it wasn't...well you can gargle my sack, ya stupid slags.
Oh yeah, when you post make sure that you write your name unless you have an account or you're a short, big eared fucking cracker ass bitch who thinks he's black and used to be REALLY fat. Thanks.