Adventures in Similac...
Fussy Baby...
Why is baby fussy?
Is it that poop and gas is no fun?
Is it that OMG....these colors and these flailing hands (wait? are they attached to ME???) are just overwhelming?
Is it frustration that you can't quite grab the green seahorse in your activity playmat?
Is it that tummy time is a cruel and inhumane act of torture?
Do you just hate naps?
Why must baby cry?
Orange Similac Sensitive = yum! 4 ozs possibly more plz
Blue "normal" Similac = (after 1 oz) WHAT IS THIS SWILL YOU PRESENT TO ME....THE BABY???
I get it, Z-dude....it's not a 2000 Chateau Margaux, but for you it must be like that (or basically lactose intolerance).
In any regards....don't let this go to your head. You're gonna like Cauliflower and Brussels Sprouts.
Why is baby fussy?
Is it that poop and gas is no fun?
Is it that OMG....these colors and these flailing hands (wait? are they attached to ME???) are just overwhelming?
Is it frustration that you can't quite grab the green seahorse in your activity playmat?
Is it that tummy time is a cruel and inhumane act of torture?
Do you just hate naps?
Why must baby cry?
Orange Similac Sensitive = yum! 4 ozs possibly more plz
Blue "normal" Similac = (after 1 oz) WHAT IS THIS SWILL YOU PRESENT TO ME....THE BABY???
I get it, Z-dude....it's not a 2000 Chateau Margaux, but for you it must be like that (or basically lactose intolerance).
In any regards....don't let this go to your head. You're gonna like Cauliflower and Brussels Sprouts.