sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I had a penis...

[souslocean8]

and then othertimes it's so obvious that I don't have to wonder....

During a phone conversation with my mother, discussing my law school options:

Me: And I want to apply to Harvard also, just for fun, to see if I could get in, but I'm not sure if they have the law degree program I'm looking for...
Mom: Oh ok, that's nice.
Me: Mom... did you hear me? I

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Well I don't give a pickles pooper on a poopers pickle what your mom thinks...

[fierceflawless6]

You're going to be great, no matter where you end up :-)

Hey guess what? GGG in a month and a half WHAAATTT?! Craaazy

<3 Kris