Belligerence
I'm such an ass. I don't know how I still have people who love me, I don't know how I still have friends. I don't know why I continue to drink.
I went out with Kevin and his sister Molly last night. It truly was a disaster when I sort of kind of blacked out. I don't know how you "sort of kind of" black out, but there is a good chunk of time where I don't remember what happened. This morning on the phone Kevin filled me in (he and Molly skidaddled before my drunk ass could wake up.)
We pre-partied at my place with vodka and mixer Kevin had brought over. His little sister Molly is sweet and sassy, which I really liked about her. I proceeded to get really drunk, not really realizing it. I suppose it was the mix of tequila and vodka that did me in.
The night involved me:
A. getting nasty with the owner
B. dancing on a table
C. kicking people in the head
D. getting thrown out of Apex for kicking people in the head
E. taking off my pants on the street to wrestle
F. calling an Asian guy a "filipino cunt"
G. getting shoved on my ass and bruising my arm by said "filipino cunt"
H. telling Kevin and Molly I hated them, more than once.
I. hitting on the cab driver
J. losing my cell phone, but recovering it again
K. making an overall ass out of myself.
What a disaster. I'm really sorry, Kevin. I hope that, at some point in the evening, you had fun. And trust me when I say I'm seriously cutting back on my drinking, because it is turning into a problem.
I went out with Kevin and his sister Molly last night. It truly was a disaster when I sort of kind of blacked out. I don't know how you "sort of kind of" black out, but there is a good chunk of time where I don't remember what happened. This morning on the phone Kevin filled me in (he and Molly skidaddled before my drunk ass could wake up.)
We pre-partied at my place with vodka and mixer Kevin had brought over. His little sister Molly is sweet and sassy, which I really liked about her. I proceeded to get really drunk, not really realizing it. I suppose it was the mix of tequila and vodka that did me in.
The night involved me:
A. getting nasty with the owner
B. dancing on a table
C. kicking people in the head
D. getting thrown out of Apex for kicking people in the head
E. taking off my pants on the street to wrestle
F. calling an Asian guy a "filipino cunt"
G. getting shoved on my ass and bruising my arm by said "filipino cunt"
H. telling Kevin and Molly I hated them, more than once.
I. hitting on the cab driver
J. losing my cell phone, but recovering it again
K. making an overall ass out of myself.
What a disaster. I'm really sorry, Kevin. I hope that, at some point in the evening, you had fun. And trust me when I say I'm seriously cutting back on my drinking, because it is turning into a problem.