when I said I fight nude I wasn't counting my bling
So, um, between us and this Horrible Histories rap, me and 
catwalksalone had a BOAST BATTLE on Twitter yesterday. :D Cat then decided the only way of proving who won was to put it to you lot, so: here is the transcript, vote for me!
Cat: Someone needs to tell the clouds their filters are broken.
Me: @catwalksalone would it be easier to just challenge the rain to a boast battle? :)
Cat: @twistedsoup Hee. I think the sun just won. (I can clear the sky much better than you.)
Me: @catwalksalone but I can paint it blue! That's way way cooler than you! ;)
Cat: @twistedsoup I can make the flowers bloom, make the grass grow. I can make the streets run like a river, yo
Me: @catwalksalone that's nothing - make the grass grow? I make the trees tall and make the wind blow!
Me: @catwalksalone (also the bugs crawl but I don't talk about that)
Cat: @twistedsoup Oh yeah? Well, I make the rivers rise, make towns and cities disappear before your eyes. (At least if they're model size)
Me: @catwalksalone I'd destroy cities but that would bore me, I make the sun rise up before me, cats and dogs they just adore me
Cat: @twistedsoup Cats and dogs, that's nothin', man, I rule all the creatures from here to Pakistan. And all the people too, including your Nan.
Me: @catwalksalone your nan, mum, dad, I own em all, I got more gems than a fancy dress ball, & if I stopped right now all the mountains'd fall!
Cat: @twistedsoup Don't know how you do that cos my nan is dead. Me, I own every single thought in your head (but they don't sell for much).
Me: @catwalksalone so's mine but she can still beat you, grow more flowers than your little crew, if you try to deny that I'll...sue. :P
Cat: @twistedsoup Mine seeded a whole forest, my ancestors built this land. Our castles are strong, not like yours you built from sand (dummy).
Me: @catwalksalone you built from sand that turned into glass, that's how easily I can kick your ass! My peeps are strong we'll go on forever
Me: @catwalksalone much like this battle but if you think you've won: whatever! ;)
Cat: @twistedsoup Seems to me you're too scared to continue, know that you ain't got much more boasting in you. Run away cos you know...
Cat: @twistedsoup that I'm only gonna pin you down, steal your crown, leave you in the pouring rain to drown. *crossarm finger thing*
Me: @catwalksalone you drown me, I'd like to see you try, seems to me YOUR well's run dry! I'm not giving in, I'd rather die, esp cause I bet
Me: @catwalksalone you can't even make fish fly *HORNS!*
Cat: @twistedsoup My well is wet and I don't mean it dirty. I'm cooler than you even though I'm over thirty.
Cat: @twistedsoup My star's on the rise and yours is fading fast, I'm waving bye bye as I leave you in the past (BEEYATCH)
Me: @catwalksalone I don't think so, just watch me soar, compared to me you're a dinosaur, listen here as I lay down the law
Me: @catwalksalone you're the paper and I'm the snip: better think fast or you'll break your hip (FOO'!)
Cat: @twistedsoup Little girl, don't even front it, I got the power over you and your country, hon.
Cat: @twistedsoup You think you won? You know I'm master of the audible pun. A'ight.
Me: @catwalksalone call me little out of spite, I'm bigger than you at least in might
Me: @catwalksalone better keep me in your sights, cause this little hobbit ain't afraid to bite (FOR THE SHIRE!)
Cat: @twistedsoup You think you're the Lord of the Bling but all you got's one single ring. I laugh diamonds and I cry pearls.
Cat: @twistedsoup With the gold I got I could take over the world. But I won't, cuz I'm busy doin'…stuff.
me: @catwalksalone gold means nothing, it's just a trick, my wealth is in ME cause I'm just that fantastic.
Me: @catwalksalone my greatness is real and true authentic, you could fit yours inside a matchstick! ;)
Cat: @twistedsoup Took u to the bank and tried to cash u. They gave me zip and told me to trash u. Your interest rate is less than pleasing...
Cat: @twistedsoup It's time to give you quantitative easing. If you know what I mean. And I think you do. Authentication DENIED.
Me: @catwalksalone you're no banker, if your awesome was a boat my baby brother could have sank her!
Me: @catwalksalone unlike yours my financial knowledge is no sham, I got my money in a tax-free investment programme XD
Cat: @twistedsoup Don't need no brother to fight MY battle, cos I got a metric tonne of shake, rattle and ROLL. Yeah, I got soul.
Cat: @twistedsoup Try to deny it and you'll score an own goal.
Me: @catwalksalone I make sports look like a kid's party, I got no time for this silliness, see? I'm infinitely cooler than you could ever be
Me: @catwalksalone and I only hang with people who got a pedigree (CHUM!)
Cat: @twistedsoup You're cool like a fridge, I'm cool like a freezer. Everyone knows I'm the real deal, geezer.
Cat: @twistedsoup & my skills are nuttin to sneeze at either. In fact, I think u might wanna sit back, take a breather. Have a nap. Or something.
Me: @catwalksalone all your boasts are a load of hot air, I'd show you right now but it wouldn't be fair
Me: @catwalksalone if you were a kid then I'd teach you to share, but being turned into a steak's the only way you'll be rare!
Cat: @twistedsoup Hot air rises, just like me. I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Stick around here and you will see, ain't nobody better than me.
Cat: @twistedsoup Too cool for school you know I rule. I'M not the one here who's the fool.
Me: @catwalksalone you're no fool but I'm Mr T, that's so obvious a blind person could see, there's a winner here and it's gonna be me!
Cat: @twistedsoup U're scared of flying, is what u're saying. But not me, cuz I'm playing 4 keeps, ur losing sleep. Gonna fail so hard u'll weep.
WE ARE GENIUS, right? :D
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catwalksalone had a BOAST BATTLE on Twitter yesterday. :D Cat then decided the only way of proving who won was to put it to you lot, so: here is the transcript, vote for me!
Cat: Someone needs to tell the clouds their filters are broken.
Me: @catwalksalone would it be easier to just challenge the rain to a boast battle? :)
Cat: @twistedsoup Hee. I think the sun just won. (I can clear the sky much better than you.)
Me: @catwalksalone but I can paint it blue! That's way way cooler than you! ;)
Cat: @twistedsoup I can make the flowers bloom, make the grass grow. I can make the streets run like a river, yo
Me: @catwalksalone that's nothing - make the grass grow? I make the trees tall and make the wind blow!
Me: @catwalksalone (also the bugs crawl but I don't talk about that)
Cat: @twistedsoup Oh yeah? Well, I make the rivers rise, make towns and cities disappear before your eyes. (At least if they're model size)
Me: @catwalksalone I'd destroy cities but that would bore me, I make the sun rise up before me, cats and dogs they just adore me
Cat: @twistedsoup Cats and dogs, that's nothin', man, I rule all the creatures from here to Pakistan. And all the people too, including your Nan.
Me: @catwalksalone your nan, mum, dad, I own em all, I got more gems than a fancy dress ball, & if I stopped right now all the mountains'd fall!
Cat: @twistedsoup Don't know how you do that cos my nan is dead. Me, I own every single thought in your head (but they don't sell for much).
Me: @catwalksalone so's mine but she can still beat you, grow more flowers than your little crew, if you try to deny that I'll...sue. :P
Cat: @twistedsoup Mine seeded a whole forest, my ancestors built this land. Our castles are strong, not like yours you built from sand (dummy).
Me: @catwalksalone you built from sand that turned into glass, that's how easily I can kick your ass! My peeps are strong we'll go on forever
Me: @catwalksalone much like this battle but if you think you've won: whatever! ;)
Cat: @twistedsoup Seems to me you're too scared to continue, know that you ain't got much more boasting in you. Run away cos you know...
Cat: @twistedsoup that I'm only gonna pin you down, steal your crown, leave you in the pouring rain to drown. *crossarm finger thing*
Me: @catwalksalone you drown me, I'd like to see you try, seems to me YOUR well's run dry! I'm not giving in, I'd rather die, esp cause I bet
Me: @catwalksalone you can't even make fish fly *HORNS!*
Cat: @twistedsoup My well is wet and I don't mean it dirty. I'm cooler than you even though I'm over thirty.
Cat: @twistedsoup My star's on the rise and yours is fading fast, I'm waving bye bye as I leave you in the past (BEEYATCH)
Me: @catwalksalone I don't think so, just watch me soar, compared to me you're a dinosaur, listen here as I lay down the law
Me: @catwalksalone you're the paper and I'm the snip: better think fast or you'll break your hip (FOO'!)
Cat: @twistedsoup Little girl, don't even front it, I got the power over you and your country, hon.
Cat: @twistedsoup You think you won? You know I'm master of the audible pun. A'ight.
Me: @catwalksalone call me little out of spite, I'm bigger than you at least in might
Me: @catwalksalone better keep me in your sights, cause this little hobbit ain't afraid to bite (FOR THE SHIRE!)
Cat: @twistedsoup You think you're the Lord of the Bling but all you got's one single ring. I laugh diamonds and I cry pearls.
Cat: @twistedsoup With the gold I got I could take over the world. But I won't, cuz I'm busy doin'…stuff.
me: @catwalksalone gold means nothing, it's just a trick, my wealth is in ME cause I'm just that fantastic.
Me: @catwalksalone my greatness is real and true authentic, you could fit yours inside a matchstick! ;)
Cat: @twistedsoup Took u to the bank and tried to cash u. They gave me zip and told me to trash u. Your interest rate is less than pleasing...
Cat: @twistedsoup It's time to give you quantitative easing. If you know what I mean. And I think you do. Authentication DENIED.
Me: @catwalksalone you're no banker, if your awesome was a boat my baby brother could have sank her!
Me: @catwalksalone unlike yours my financial knowledge is no sham, I got my money in a tax-free investment programme XD
Cat: @twistedsoup Don't need no brother to fight MY battle, cos I got a metric tonne of shake, rattle and ROLL. Yeah, I got soul.
Cat: @twistedsoup Try to deny it and you'll score an own goal.
Me: @catwalksalone I make sports look like a kid's party, I got no time for this silliness, see? I'm infinitely cooler than you could ever be
Me: @catwalksalone and I only hang with people who got a pedigree (CHUM!)
Cat: @twistedsoup You're cool like a fridge, I'm cool like a freezer. Everyone knows I'm the real deal, geezer.
Cat: @twistedsoup & my skills are nuttin to sneeze at either. In fact, I think u might wanna sit back, take a breather. Have a nap. Or something.
Me: @catwalksalone all your boasts are a load of hot air, I'd show you right now but it wouldn't be fair
Me: @catwalksalone if you were a kid then I'd teach you to share, but being turned into a steak's the only way you'll be rare!
Cat: @twistedsoup Hot air rises, just like me. I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Stick around here and you will see, ain't nobody better than me.
Cat: @twistedsoup Too cool for school you know I rule. I'M not the one here who's the fool.
Me: @catwalksalone you're no fool but I'm Mr T, that's so obvious a blind person could see, there's a winner here and it's gonna be me!
Cat: @twistedsoup U're scared of flying, is what u're saying. But not me, cuz I'm playing 4 keeps, ur losing sleep. Gonna fail so hard u'll weep.
WE ARE GENIUS, right? :D
View poll: BOAST BATTLE!
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