I totally have a laptop now!
newsbot3 is a crack dealer par excellence, and so thanks to him my lovely, lovely laptop is sat by my feet RIGHT NOW. His name is Gus T.T. Laptop, because he is very smart and professional on the outside but a TOTAL DORK on the inside. (Other potential names included Hugh, Greg, and Esteban Computo.)
\o\ \o/ /o/
... now I need some appropriately geektastic stickers and things to put on it. I may even watch a DVD or do some writing somewhere that isn't my desk, later. Mwahaha. God, I've missed having a laptop.
In non-computer related news,
this made me laugh way too hard.