[Mr. Cam Whore loves his video function, guys. There's nothing special about this broadcast. He's just sitting at his desk.]

Indulge me, if you will, in answering a little question. Think of it as, ohhhh, a very brief survey. For curiosity's sake...

Who-- on the Barge, kids-- would you most like to see crawl? You can answer in private, if ( Read more... )

[Audio; STEALTH ENCRYPTION: Anti-Time Lord]
[FAKE SAM TYLER TIME. The audio clicks on, and you catch the tail-end of a sentence:] --can't be. I can't... [He lets out a slightly hysterical laugh. AS SAM WAS WONT TO DO.] This is doin' my head in...This is... [He takes in a long, shuddering breath.] DCI Sam Tyler. And... [Regretful sort of pause ( Read more... )

Citizens, rejoice. This is your Master speaking.

[He pauses, then laughs, sounding totally GIDDY AND OBNOXIOUS. The next bit is spoken as though he'd just answered a collective question from the audience.]

I know! Two broadcasts in under a week? What is this, Christmas come early?

To answer your question, citizens: yes. It is. What with this ( Read more... )

[All Networks. All TVs. All Radios. EVERYTHING.]
[On anything with a video capacity, an image flickers on screen abruptly, interrupting whatever it would've been that you're watching/reading. For all other communication devices, either voice or a transcript of the following interrupts you ( Read more... )

[Private to Judas and Iago]
Hmm...

Would you like to see something... spectacular?

[OOC: THERE. YOU CAN ASSUME LIKE, AN HOUR AFTER THIS POST? The warden items for Sexby, the Marquis, and the Master go off.]

Are the vampires still staaaarving? Too bad. Guess the Admiral doesn't like you... Or, perhaps, humans, it's you he doesn't like.

Food for thought, as they say.

Now, survey time! If you could be anywhere else right now, my fellow shipmates, where would you go? Come onnnn, I know you all dream of the day you can run away from this madness.

[ ( Read more... )

Storytime! Tell me more about my favourite subject... ME!

Specifically: tales involving my past exploits here. I'd really like to have my memory back now, and, well every little bit helps.

Bonus points for all who open with "Once upon a time..." Don't worry about the ending, though; I think I've got that part covered.

[Private to Jackman/Hyde ( Read more... )

( Private to Hyde; Filter to Iago and Judas )

I've been bad. Go ahead and lock me up. Make it look like you're doing something.

[OOC: After Nick catches him and Baby doing bad things, the Master figures it'd be dumb to try to hide since.. IT'S THE BARGE. SO IDK he's in a room somewhere waiting to get hauled off]

Citizens of the Barge,
Colour me surprised. I am really so proud of you for finally picking up a book! Of course, I didn't realise you would find yourselves lost in them, but really, isn't that what good literature is for ( Read more... )