108 // Level 0

[soundof_drums]

You know, Captain, when I held you prisoner, I at least devised some games for us to play. A week locked away in a cell? This is rather uninspired. I'd be insulted if I expected anything better from you.

[Private to Aziraphale]
Mm... hmmm... I think this body's broken. I demand a refund.

[OOC: Locked up for trying to steal the Fourth Doctor'

Comments

[boeshane_boy]

I could try electrocuting you. It gets old fast, though.

[soundof_drums]

See how long you keep your title if you try that.

[boeshane_boy]

We both know it's perfectly deserved.

[soundof_drums]

Oooh, careful, keep up that train of thought, and you may wind up acting just like me.

[boeshane_boy]

Too late That's not likely.

LET HIM GO FOR CRAZY POLLEN TIMES D:

[soundof_drums]

Really. So, what are your plans then?

I'LL TRY D:

[boeshane_boy]

Making you miserable sounds pretty good right now.

He can be the happiest prisoner, then c:

[soundof_drums]

And just where's the part where you're not likely to behave like me? There's no shame in admitting I've rubbed off on you, Jack.

It's scary. D:

[boeshane_boy]

I didn't need you to teach me to be cruel.

[soundof_drums]

No? You're a natural?

[boeshane_boy]

You can stop talking any time now.

[soundof_drums]

Let me out, and I'll be very quiet.

[boeshane_boy]

Or I can let you stay in there, and you can still be very quiet.

[soundof_drums]

Because that's working so well so far.

[boeshane_boy]

Not another word if I do.

[soundof_drums]

Oh, I promise.