"customer service" my arse

[soulvamp]

Los Angeles Cable and Telecommunications Customer Service Department Transcript

LA_Cable_Telecomm: Thank you for contacting live tech support. How may we be of assistance?

Customer_473: Yeah, I got no phone service and no cable on the telly.

LA_Cable_Telecomm: How is your cable modem service working, madam?

Customer_473: Madam? Er, no, think

Comments

[taco_geek]

Well... it's not like I'm doing anything else today.

Want some help? I can theoretically build a laser cannon. I don't think that helping you with your phone will be too much of a problem.

[clearance_crack]

here comes fred to save the day!

[taco_geek]

Just call me "SuperFred"!

I need a theme song! And a cheesy uniform made out of spandex!

[yesmydog]

I think a bunch of guys' heads impoloded at the thought of you in spandex. ;)

[taco_geek]

I dunno. You'd think that the ugly cape would be a turn-off.

[clearance_crack]

Who needs a cape and spandex when you've got a nice personality and brains? Your the superhero without the bad costume!

[taco_geek]

Awww! Thanks!

[evil_gummy_bear]

*stars humming the lois & clark theme song

[soulvamp]

You can't just dangle the thought of you in spandex out there like that. Cruel girl. *smirk*

[taco_geek]

Well, the offer still stands.

(Though I'm not going to think of how you managed to call tech support without actually having a phone to call tech support with. Sometimes, I just don't want to know.)

;)

[soulvamp]

Thanks, luv. Might take you up on that if the bloody thing's still not working tomorrow.

Tech support's got a messenger whatsit. The modem is running, just not the phone.

[taco_geek]

Uh huh. Sure. Must be very inept service technicians, then, if they kept asking you about your internet not working. I feel your pain. ;)