Apr 11, 2004 02:42
I had a wierd dream.
I somehow seduced Bjork circa 1991, and was left with the difficult decision as to whom I wanted - Bjork or Rachel. Naturally, I decided to have both. This was all going fine until, for some unknown reason, Bjork decided she was fed up with me (she had even lied to me, claiming that I was the inspiration behind "venus as a boy").
So Rachel it was. Sorry Bjork, it would never have worked.