Apr 17, 2009 13:43
[Accidental Video]
[A loud crash, followed by a thud, the sound of a small object hitting the floor and bouncing. An inhuman roar and hissing can be heard, as well as a female voice gasping, more with anger than fear.]
Dammit---!! You don't-! They said these creeps stayed PUT!
[Darkness. Then the image starts, viewed from a very awkward angle as the communicator started recording just as it fell from Umi's pocket. We can see Umi, slightly bruised, getting up from where a large creature shoved her onto the filthy floor of an alley. There's a very pissed expression of her face. Her sword is out.]
You're asking for it! Mizu no Ryuu...!
[The camera flickers from slight damage and is temporary blocked by water droplets. The image clears as Umi charges forward along with a huge dragon-shaped water blast that strikes against her attacker's torso. Umi leaps through the massive water sprout as it breaks like a wave against the creature. She severs one of its claws with a loud cry. Umi lands perfectly on her feet amid a rainfall and strikes once more, slashing a large wound on the monster's leg...]
Hn!! [...and barely dodges as the creature tries to strike back with its one limb left. She's incredibly fast, though her speed is diminished by her bruises.] Try again sometime!
[The monster launches another attack and Umi escapes again, only taking a cut on her arm this time.] Kyaah-! W-where did this thing come FROM!?
Okay, I'm ending this... Koori no Yaiba!!
[Sounds of whistling air as a blue aura surrounds Umi. Traces of frost appear on the side of the communicator's camera as the temperature drops below zero. Then a blizzard of giant ice blades freezes the alley and stabs the monster to death.]
Jeez... Good call... [Umi stands alone, catching her breath. She lets her rapier magically slip inside her glove. Then feels her pocket and finally notices the communicator's in a corner of the battlefield, recording. She makes a very Gah! face.]
No way. This stupid thing was-! Not agaiiiin...
[End Video]
[ooc: Soooo the Underground says hi to Umi. She passed the upper levels and onto the ugly part. Any shady passersby feel free to poke her.]
villain fodder,
umi pwnz you,
fuck you underground,
no longer miss nice,
death to the creepers,
how's that for powerful