- 43rd tide | | knightly -

Jun 09, 2009 12:37

[Video]

[The scene can be appreciated from a strange vantage point: as if the communicator was somehow floating high above the ground. A thick forest reveals a clearing where a large, plant-like monster holds a young girl captive.

Umi stands some steps in front of the beast, clad in her final armor and looking rather dashing for a girl, long blue cape and long blue hair swaying dramatically in the wind. Her dragon rapier is at the ready.]

Be a Knight!
We must be swift as a Water Dragon
Be a Knight!
With all the force of an Emerald Typhoon
Be a Knight!
With all the strength of a raging Fire Arrow
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon~♫

Time is racing toward us till the monsters arrive
Stick to your big sister and you might survive
If you're unsuited for the rage of war
Pack up, leave Cephiro you're through
How could Clef make a Magic Knight out of you?~♫

...You will release that fair maiden at once, you freaky-looking creature! I shan't allow such fell deeds in this City. It's my duty to protect all its inhabitants from any weirdness this stupid place puts them through!

[A gleam of steel and Umi points the rapier at the monster. She's clearly annoyed at the whole situation despite her prince-ly antics. Her watery aura glows around her.]

Prepare to get your weirdo ass kicked by Umi Ryuuzaki, Knight of Water!

[Such ass-kicking ensues, as the monster clearly won't take Umi seriously. And really, who would. A couple of slashes of her blade and a blast of a water attack suffice to finish this.]

And so you meet your DOOM! Be grateful Hikaru Knight of Fire, my comrade in arms isn't here yet, for her flames of justice wouldn't have cut you as much slack as I did, freak!

[Umi flicks her hair and sighs, looking rather hissy. The "fair maiden", totally ignored, just scurries away.] Honest. Are we done here? Can we storm the castle for the dragon's prize already?? How much of these unworthy opponents does a hero...ine... have to defeat to prove her Knightly quality!? And why on earth do I keep babbling this stupid st--- chivalrous speech??

[No rest for the Knights. In come yet more of the flower monsters. Umi rolls her eyes at them.] Aw, Perfect.

[End Video]

[ooc: Cursed out of her mind but her true nature is resisting it, as you can see. ;;]

a knight's tale, canon says i get the princess, kickass rapier girl, umi pwnz you, princess charming!?, wtf flowery speech, canon says not like that, damsel needs no saving, knights of fire and water, disney never looked this cool

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