chimaeras_lair: On The Run
Bloody hell, just when I thought things was finally goin' better for old Spike. Then I have to go and do somethin' stupid like try to play hero. Shoulda known that can't be any good to come from tryin' to be all noble.
Turns out those Initiative gits have a few new tricks up their sleeve. Are no longer just patrollin' for demons. Apparently now are settin' traps. And I just had to be stupid enough to fall for the old damsel in distress, screamin' for help routine. I go to see what the sod is goin' on, and first I run into a soddin' big ugly Tyrloch demon. Tried to tear me a new one. But I showed the beasties that it takes allot more than a stupid hulkin' baddy to best me. Though I'd forgotten how slimy the buggers are when you kill 'em. Got me all slimmed up with smelly green goo.
After that I was bloody threw with any more demon fightin' crap for the night. So was headed off to find Dru, but then I heard the girl scream again. Sounded exactly the same as the screamin' I'd heard before. Really should have sensed that somethin' was wrong. But no, had to check it out. And those idiot soldier boys must've thought I had come to hunt. Cause an entire team of the gits started shootin' at me. But was smart enough not to stay and chat. I jumped over the wall of the cemetery and thought I'd lost 'em. Yet could feel them hot on my heels. No matter how many miles ahead I got, or what direction I gone. They seemed to know exactly where I was at. So I knew something was wrong.
Was then that I ran into Dru. She was babblin' on about the bad boys comin' for me again. Among other stuff that I didn't have time to figure out. Warned her that it wasn't safe to be with me at the moment. Against her strong protest. Sent her back to the old Mansion on Crawford Street to wait for me. Told my girl that I'd be okay. Knew someone that could help me with this little tracer or whatever it is. Old Rupert owes me a few favors for when I helped him and his lot of do-gooders out. Think is time to cash in my IOU ta get outta this bleedin' mess. I'd as soon die than be a lab rat for those poncy bastards again. So is know way in hell those bloody wankers are gonna catch me.
*Heads towards the Magic Box to find Giles, Red, or any of the other Scoobies to help out. He didn't want to admit it to Dru. But he's really scared that his number may be up when they capture him again. If it is, he'll go down fightin' like the hunted animal their treating him as. That's for bloody damn sure.*
Turns out those Initiative gits have a few new tricks up their sleeve. Are no longer just patrollin' for demons. Apparently now are settin' traps. And I just had to be stupid enough to fall for the old damsel in distress, screamin' for help routine. I go to see what the sod is goin' on, and first I run into a soddin' big ugly Tyrloch demon. Tried to tear me a new one. But I showed the beasties that it takes allot more than a stupid hulkin' baddy to best me. Though I'd forgotten how slimy the buggers are when you kill 'em. Got me all slimmed up with smelly green goo.
After that I was bloody threw with any more demon fightin' crap for the night. So was headed off to find Dru, but then I heard the girl scream again. Sounded exactly the same as the screamin' I'd heard before. Really should have sensed that somethin' was wrong. But no, had to check it out. And those idiot soldier boys must've thought I had come to hunt. Cause an entire team of the gits started shootin' at me. But was smart enough not to stay and chat. I jumped over the wall of the cemetery and thought I'd lost 'em. Yet could feel them hot on my heels. No matter how many miles ahead I got, or what direction I gone. They seemed to know exactly where I was at. So I knew something was wrong.
Was then that I ran into Dru. She was babblin' on about the bad boys comin' for me again. Among other stuff that I didn't have time to figure out. Warned her that it wasn't safe to be with me at the moment. Against her strong protest. Sent her back to the old Mansion on Crawford Street to wait for me. Told my girl that I'd be okay. Knew someone that could help me with this little tracer or whatever it is. Old Rupert owes me a few favors for when I helped him and his lot of do-gooders out. Think is time to cash in my IOU ta get outta this bleedin' mess. I'd as soon die than be a lab rat for those poncy bastards again. So is know way in hell those bloody wankers are gonna catch me.
*Heads towards the Magic Box to find Giles, Red, or any of the other Scoobies to help out. He didn't want to admit it to Dru. But he's really scared that his number may be up when they capture him again. If it is, he'll go down fightin' like the hunted animal their treating him as. That's for bloody damn sure.*