multi-fandom drabble dump
i look very friendly (junhyung/jihyun)
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junhyung thinks that if he wasn't so hell-bent on getting jihyun to third base, he would have strangled the kid by now.
the four-year-old boy blinks up at him with wide, innocent eyes, clutching onto his (okay, dongwoon's) pikachu toy and refusing to let go.
"i'm going to ask you one last time, yoogeunnie" he says, sickeningly sweet. "give the toy back to hyung"
the boy screeches a resounding no!, before tearing off down the hall. junhyung curses under his breath as jihyun giggles beside him.
"you're terrible with children, aren't you junhyungie?" she teases easily, before capturing yoogeun by the waist as he makes a full circle around the dorm.
junhyung rolls his eyes.
"well if you didn't steal shinee's kid then we wouldn't have to find that out, would we now?"
jihyun has the decency to look ashamed as she bounces the boy on her hip.
"i didn't steal him! he was just lying around the sm building! he would've died from hunger or child labour if i hadn't taken him in!"
junhyung merely scoffs before trying to snatch the pikachu toy again.
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these aren't my shoes (doojoon/hyoyeon)
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doojoon kind of has this major crush on hyoyeon that everyone knows about.
so when he finds out that said SNSD member has a thing for single eye-lidded dancers, doojoon makes it his sole purpose in life to edge kikwang out for the next dance solo.
("that's just mean, doojoonie!" yosoeb admonishes, patting a pouting kikwang comfortingly as doojoon finishes with a dancing shoes move.)
doojoon decides he can live with the guilt of betraying ace junior when hyoyeon stumbles up to him, all red-faced and teetering nervously on ridiculously high heels, mumbling a you looked very cool up there doojoon-sshi, i hope i can see you dance more often, before darting back into her dressing room.
doojoon faintly registers high-pitched giggles of eight other girls and the smooth, leader, real smooth from junhyung, but all he can think about is hyoyeon's pretty, pretty eyes.
(kikwang is still pissed at him, but doojoon intends to fix him up with sooyoung or yuri to make it up to him)
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adventures of the extremely flexible and the insanely adorable (nichkhun/victoria)
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nichkhun expects their first meeting to be awkward, filled with tense silences and forced laughs. he has a whole list of conversation starters prepared just in case.
to her credit, victoria is only starstruck (he's nichkhun okay, not like she could help it) for a few seconds before her pretty face splits into a wide grin and immediately calls him her didi.
she is bright and bubbly and has an infectious laugh, and nichkhun is surprised at how easy it is to get along with her, despite both of them stumbling over korean, english and chinese.
victoria makes him wink and do ridiculous aegyo to get them free ddukbokki, but nichkhun doesn't mind because she'll always let him vent about jaebum during recording breaks.
he makes her call him bao bei (because that's what his mother sometimes calls his father and it sounds kind of sweet rolling off her tongue) and pokes fun at her general cluelessness on invincible youth, but victoria doesn't mind because he always protects her from his fangirls (some of them can be quite vicious).
sometimes nichkhun thinks he wouldn't mind being actually married to victoria. after all, their babies would be extremely flexible and insanely adorable.
he tells her this much one day, stating that it was a probably an honour for him to even consider marrying her.
victoria simply sticks her tongue out and says that junho is her favourite 2PM member, thank you very much.
(though nichkhun's eye smile is growing on her.)
didi means younger brother in chinese
bao bei obviously means baby
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paper airplanes are so last year (wooyoung/taeyeon)
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wooyoung likes to make shapes out of paper when he's bored.
sometimes he'll sit in his dressing room and fold frogs out of his cue cards, just because he can.
taeyeon makes fun of his lopsided lion one day after win win recording finishes, before demanding he make something for her.
"what do you want me to make?" he asks.
taeyeon smiles shyly, and it kind of makes wooyoung's heart do a fluttery, flipping thing.
"surprise me" she says sweetly, her eyes curving into crescent moons, and wooyoung couldn't possibly say no to that.
he collects all the colourful cue cards he can lay his hands on for three days straight (he even begs nichkhun for his stupid WGM mission cards because they're pink and he knows how much taeyeon likes pink) before fashioning a multi-coloured sunflower out of them.
it's kind of garish and falls down without him holding onto it but taeyeon smiles brilliantly when wooyoung presents to her, pressing a chaste kiss against his cheek and whispering a i really like it wooyoungie before the makeup noonas whisk her away.
(sometimes wooyoung will fold a little heart and slip it into the palm of her hand, just because he can.)
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you've got the wrong number (jinwoon/nicole)
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nicole has this thing where she sends jinwoon inappropriate text messages at the most inopportune times.
one time before star golden bell, she texted him to say that joon's ass is so big, it could have its own government, and he consequently spent most of filming staring at it.
needless to say, jinwoon was not surprised at the influx of 2AM/MBLAQ fanfics that turned up in the following week.
so when nicole texts wanna go out with me sometime? like, on a date? jinwoon is inclined to think that she's messing with his head again.
(he doesn't text back because there's this little part inside of him that really hopes she's not lying, that she really does like him and he's scared he might actually lose his chance if he replies u lil punk i'll get u butthurt for this)
after two days nicole marches up to him, a determined expression set on her pretty face.
"yah! why haven't you replied, you douchebag?" she asks hotly, punching him on the shoulder.
"i thought you were just joking!" jinwoon whines, rubbing his shoulder.
nicole rolls her eyes, muttering about how dense korean boys could be, before reaching up to kiss him.
later, jinwoon texts her your ass is so big it could hold the dream concert on it
nicole replies stop staring at it
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this is how it is (kwon/ga in)
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he'll take her hand in his and pretend like his heart isn't pounding.
(it's all part of the script.)
she'll pretend she hates it when she really, really doesn't.
(it's all part of the script.)
they'll bicker and laugh and pout and whine and find out more about each other than they ever expected.
this is how they work on television, this is how they appear to the public, this is how they act on variety shows.
this is how they fall in love.
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junhyung thinks that if he wasn't so hell-bent on getting jihyun to third base, he would have strangled the kid by now.
the four-year-old boy blinks up at him with wide, innocent eyes, clutching onto his (okay, dongwoon's) pikachu toy and refusing to let go.
"i'm going to ask you one last time, yoogeunnie" he says, sickeningly sweet. "give the toy back to hyung"
the boy screeches a resounding no!, before tearing off down the hall. junhyung curses under his breath as jihyun giggles beside him.
"you're terrible with children, aren't you junhyungie?" she teases easily, before capturing yoogeun by the waist as he makes a full circle around the dorm.
junhyung rolls his eyes.
"well if you didn't steal shinee's kid then we wouldn't have to find that out, would we now?"
jihyun has the decency to look ashamed as she bounces the boy on her hip.
"i didn't steal him! he was just lying around the sm building! he would've died from hunger or child labour if i hadn't taken him in!"
junhyung merely scoffs before trying to snatch the pikachu toy again.
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these aren't my shoes (doojoon/hyoyeon)
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doojoon kind of has this major crush on hyoyeon that everyone knows about.
so when he finds out that said SNSD member has a thing for single eye-lidded dancers, doojoon makes it his sole purpose in life to edge kikwang out for the next dance solo.
("that's just mean, doojoonie!" yosoeb admonishes, patting a pouting kikwang comfortingly as doojoon finishes with a dancing shoes move.)
doojoon decides he can live with the guilt of betraying ace junior when hyoyeon stumbles up to him, all red-faced and teetering nervously on ridiculously high heels, mumbling a you looked very cool up there doojoon-sshi, i hope i can see you dance more often, before darting back into her dressing room.
doojoon faintly registers high-pitched giggles of eight other girls and the smooth, leader, real smooth from junhyung, but all he can think about is hyoyeon's pretty, pretty eyes.
(kikwang is still pissed at him, but doojoon intends to fix him up with sooyoung or yuri to make it up to him)
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adventures of the extremely flexible and the insanely adorable (nichkhun/victoria)
-
nichkhun expects their first meeting to be awkward, filled with tense silences and forced laughs. he has a whole list of conversation starters prepared just in case.
to her credit, victoria is only starstruck (he's nichkhun okay, not like she could help it) for a few seconds before her pretty face splits into a wide grin and immediately calls him her didi.
she is bright and bubbly and has an infectious laugh, and nichkhun is surprised at how easy it is to get along with her, despite both of them stumbling over korean, english and chinese.
victoria makes him wink and do ridiculous aegyo to get them free ddukbokki, but nichkhun doesn't mind because she'll always let him vent about jaebum during recording breaks.
he makes her call him bao bei (because that's what his mother sometimes calls his father and it sounds kind of sweet rolling off her tongue) and pokes fun at her general cluelessness on invincible youth, but victoria doesn't mind because he always protects her from his fangirls (some of them can be quite vicious).
sometimes nichkhun thinks he wouldn't mind being actually married to victoria. after all, their babies would be extremely flexible and insanely adorable.
he tells her this much one day, stating that it was a probably an honour for him to even consider marrying her.
victoria simply sticks her tongue out and says that junho is her favourite 2PM member, thank you very much.
(though nichkhun's eye smile is growing on her.)
didi means younger brother in chinese
bao bei obviously means baby
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paper airplanes are so last year (wooyoung/taeyeon)
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wooyoung likes to make shapes out of paper when he's bored.
sometimes he'll sit in his dressing room and fold frogs out of his cue cards, just because he can.
taeyeon makes fun of his lopsided lion one day after win win recording finishes, before demanding he make something for her.
"what do you want me to make?" he asks.
taeyeon smiles shyly, and it kind of makes wooyoung's heart do a fluttery, flipping thing.
"surprise me" she says sweetly, her eyes curving into crescent moons, and wooyoung couldn't possibly say no to that.
he collects all the colourful cue cards he can lay his hands on for three days straight (he even begs nichkhun for his stupid WGM mission cards because they're pink and he knows how much taeyeon likes pink) before fashioning a multi-coloured sunflower out of them.
it's kind of garish and falls down without him holding onto it but taeyeon smiles brilliantly when wooyoung presents to her, pressing a chaste kiss against his cheek and whispering a i really like it wooyoungie before the makeup noonas whisk her away.
(sometimes wooyoung will fold a little heart and slip it into the palm of her hand, just because he can.)
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you've got the wrong number (jinwoon/nicole)
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nicole has this thing where she sends jinwoon inappropriate text messages at the most inopportune times.
one time before star golden bell, she texted him to say that joon's ass is so big, it could have its own government, and he consequently spent most of filming staring at it.
needless to say, jinwoon was not surprised at the influx of 2AM/MBLAQ fanfics that turned up in the following week.
so when nicole texts wanna go out with me sometime? like, on a date? jinwoon is inclined to think that she's messing with his head again.
(he doesn't text back because there's this little part inside of him that really hopes she's not lying, that she really does like him and he's scared he might actually lose his chance if he replies u lil punk i'll get u butthurt for this)
after two days nicole marches up to him, a determined expression set on her pretty face.
"yah! why haven't you replied, you douchebag?" she asks hotly, punching him on the shoulder.
"i thought you were just joking!" jinwoon whines, rubbing his shoulder.
nicole rolls her eyes, muttering about how dense korean boys could be, before reaching up to kiss him.
later, jinwoon texts her your ass is so big it could hold the dream concert on it
nicole replies stop staring at it
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this is how it is (kwon/ga in)
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he'll take her hand in his and pretend like his heart isn't pounding.
(it's all part of the script.)
she'll pretend she hates it when she really, really doesn't.
(it's all part of the script.)
they'll bicker and laugh and pout and whine and find out more about each other than they ever expected.
this is how they work on television, this is how they appear to the public, this is how they act on variety shows.
this is how they fall in love.
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