Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! [Dec. 25th; closed]
Characters: Rangiku Matsumoto, Momo Hinamori, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Izuru Kira, Gin Ichimaru and Orihime Inoue.
Location: On Rangiku's apartment floor.
Rating: PG-13 (it's Rangiku, okay!)
Time: [Dec. 25th, Way too early in the morning]
Description: Rangiku wakes everyone up during Christmas and gives them awfully tacky sweaters. Being forced to become a family that wants to kill at least one other member of the family ensues. Your typical coworker party.
Rangiku's excitement just couldn't possibly hide itself any longer than it had to. By now, she lured just about every person to her apartment that she wanted to. With awfully convient sounding excuse, it took little time before all of them were surprisingly at her door.
However, Rangiku is perfectly pristine here. She's not in anything close to danger. In fact, what's more dangerous is the hideous sweaters she's wielding for no discernable reason whatsoever.
"Merry Christmas! I decided to buy us all matching sweaters! Or, you guys matching sweaters. They didn't have any in my size." She seems oddly chipper about not being humilated by the ugliest thing ever. These ugly sweaters even out ugly these sweaters. But, we'll detail each and every sweater now for our audience!
Toshiro - A bright blue sweater that should make you being missed entirely because of your height the thing of the past! It's brighter and bluer than the sky itself! On the front is a nice little stitched smiley polar bear!
Izuru Kira - A nice, lavender sweater meant to appeal to all of the sensitive men of Death City. It helps you fade into the background perfectly it's so light! On the front is a nice black cute kitty cat! They're good at hiding and staying silent! This will be a walk in the park for you to endure.
Orihime Inoue - A nice, yellow sweater that is arguably the best one of the bunch! It makes your hair appear even better and looks suspiciously similar to sweater you wore before you went the Soul Society. Except for the bunch of jagged black lines that make you look like one of the most swollen bumblebees ever.
Momo Hinamori - An overly saturated pink color that basically looks like someone wanted to make the pinkest thing ever. It's thick, very wooly and seems to be just a general embarrassment. Not to fear though, it's covered with small orange swirl patterns for peaches. Doesn't really detract from the fact that it looks ridiculous but there you go.
Gin Ichimaru - A bright silver sweater that seems to act as a second sun it's so reflective! It's really bulky and overstitched too! It's obvious a lot of effort went into making this contraption inhumanly ugly. On the front is a coyote. No real reason. Just to destroy his hopeful expectations that it was a fox.
Merry Christmas!
Location: On Rangiku's apartment floor.
Rating: PG-13 (it's Rangiku, okay!)
Time: [Dec. 25th, Way too early in the morning]
Description: Rangiku wakes everyone up during Christmas and gives them awfully tacky sweaters. Being forced to become a family that wants to kill at least one other member of the family ensues. Your typical coworker party.
Rangiku's excitement just couldn't possibly hide itself any longer than it had to. By now, she lured just about every person to her apartment that she wanted to. With awfully convient sounding excuse, it took little time before all of them were surprisingly at her door.
However, Rangiku is perfectly pristine here. She's not in anything close to danger. In fact, what's more dangerous is the hideous sweaters she's wielding for no discernable reason whatsoever.
"Merry Christmas! I decided to buy us all matching sweaters! Or, you guys matching sweaters. They didn't have any in my size." She seems oddly chipper about not being humilated by the ugliest thing ever. These ugly sweaters even out ugly these sweaters. But, we'll detail each and every sweater now for our audience!
Toshiro - A bright blue sweater that should make you being missed entirely because of your height the thing of the past! It's brighter and bluer than the sky itself! On the front is a nice little stitched smiley polar bear!
Izuru Kira - A nice, lavender sweater meant to appeal to all of the sensitive men of Death City. It helps you fade into the background perfectly it's so light! On the front is a nice black cute kitty cat! They're good at hiding and staying silent! This will be a walk in the park for you to endure.
Orihime Inoue - A nice, yellow sweater that is arguably the best one of the bunch! It makes your hair appear even better and looks suspiciously similar to sweater you wore before you went the Soul Society. Except for the bunch of jagged black lines that make you look like one of the most swollen bumblebees ever.
Momo Hinamori - An overly saturated pink color that basically looks like someone wanted to make the pinkest thing ever. It's thick, very wooly and seems to be just a general embarrassment. Not to fear though, it's covered with small orange swirl patterns for peaches. Doesn't really detract from the fact that it looks ridiculous but there you go.
Gin Ichimaru - A bright silver sweater that seems to act as a second sun it's so reflective! It's really bulky and overstitched too! It's obvious a lot of effort went into making this contraption inhumanly ugly. On the front is a coyote. No real reason. Just to destroy his hopeful expectations that it was a fox.
Merry Christmas!