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Jun 24, 2011 13:26

so this BREWW takes the congealin consciousness of the dead and brings em back to life like wwere outta some kind a shitty glowwin rainboww drinker literature or somesuch ( Read more... )

c: masaru daimon, c: sasuke uchiha, c: terezi pyrope, c: tenten, c: feferi peixes, c: karkat vantas, c: yukiko amagi, c: sarah kerrigan, c: aradia megido, c: heiwajima shizuo, c: jade harley, c: mihael 'mello' keehl, c: saralegui, eridan ampora, c: nepeta leijon, c: vriska serket

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[not here] 1/2 dungenessmaster June 24 2011, 20:29:31 UTC

[WAIT WHAT]

[text] 2/2 dungenessmaster June 24 2011, 20:32:53 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WHINING ABOUT THIS TIME, YOU BOTTOM-FEEDING BRINESUCKER, YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE!

[text] highbloodprince June 24 2011, 20:44:46 UTC

wwhat do you mean ivve been here before
i just fuckin got here
youre spewwin some bs
i knoww i died before you i mean not that im fuckin proud of it or anythin but i just got here
i dont get wwhy youre here first either so dont be askin me about it

[text] dungenessmaster June 24 2011, 20:59:58 UTC

[there's a long moment before the reply comes in. Terezi told him some of the trolls were going to die, Tavros and Kanaya specifically, but he didn't know about Eridan. and, of course, Karkat doesn't know the full story.

but enough about that, time to get this idiot up to speed like the leader he is!]

OH FUCK. WELL OK, THE MAIN THING IS YOU'RE ALIVE NOW, AND ALL TWELVE OF US ARE HERE, EVEN THOUGH WE'RE ALL FROM DIFFERENT POINTS ON THE TIMELINE. EXPECT ARADIA TO TROLL YOU ABOUT THAT SOON, IF SHE HASN'T ALREADY. SHE'S SO ANNOYING ABOUT KEEPING OUR WEIRD TIME-RELATED CONTAMINATION TO OURSELVES, AND I'M LIKE, WHAT THE GASPING FRILLED FUCK DOES IT EVEN MATTER? NOBODY REMEMBERS THIS PLACE WHEN THEY LEAVE IT, AND APPARENTLY SOME DON'T EVEN REMEMBER IT WHEN THEY COME BACK!

LONG STORY SHORT, YOU GOT HERE THE SAME DAY I DID, ABOUT TWO MONTHS AGO. YOU WERE A MEISTER, I'M NOT SURE IF THAT'S CHANGED THOUGH.

[he pauses. no, if he doesn't remember being partnered with Kerrigan, Karkat's going to let them sort it out. maybe they won't hit it off ( ... )

[text] highbloodprince June 30 2011, 04:04:19 UTC

fuck kar
so im the only one wwhos dead
at least tell me fef is too
wwhat about the cripple
pretty sure he wwas dead by the time i fell ovverboard if you catch my nautical drift
anywway wway to be settin me straight you wwere alwways real good at that
some lot a good it does me noww to be listenin to you
but i guess i appreciate your not givvin up on me here evven if i up and went all evvanescence on you in a literal wway like you say i did

[text] dungenessmaster June 30 2011, 04:43:52 UTC

[WAIT WHAT X2 COMBO

What the fuck is happening in the future, exactly?]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY FEF? YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT FEFERI, ARE YOU? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT HER DEAD, YOU'VE ONLY BEEN FOLLOWING HER AROUND LIKE A LONELY IMMATURE BARKBEAST SINCE FOREVER.

[text - filtered] highbloodprince June 30 2011, 05:06:30 UTC

[Wait shit if it's gonna be gossip hour he may as well filter this shit.]

its a long story kar ( ... )

[text - filtered] dungenessmaster June 30 2011, 05:15:13 UTC

[it's like he can feel the saliva going sour in his mouth as he reads this rambling missive. is this seriously the same Eridan he gossiped with all those sweeps?

what the fuck is going to HAPPEN to them?]

ERIDAN.

HOLY FUCK.

GET A FUCKING GRIP, I'M SERIOUS. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW COMPLETELY SHITHIVE YOU SOUND RIGHT NOW? STOP FLAPPING YOUR GILLS AND TELL ME WHAT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED. FROM YOUR PERSPECTIVE.

[text - filtered] highbloodprince June 30 2011, 05:32:33 UTC

i killed fef kar ( ... )

[video - filtered] dungenessmaster June 30 2011, 06:04:44 UTC

[there's a very, very long delay before Eridan gets a sudden video feed. Karkat's always going to be too angry to pull off a totally blank face, but his voice is tight and he's sort of... weirdly controlled. the only thing he can't seem to keep steady is that spazzy little muscle making his eye twitch.]

You're going to kill Kanaya. And Feferi. And Sollux. And then Kanaya's boring crappy books become a real thing and she kills you back. Is that what you're telling me?

[text → video - filtered] highbloodprince June 30 2011, 06:32:29 UTC

no
fuckin mustardblood survvivved

[And the video feed switches on from Eridan's side too, just for the sake of communication. Do you hate me yet, Kar? Despite his insistence of his pride, Eridan's expressed is a mask. His insecurities are threatening to creep up because he's afraid of the rejection Karkat is going to throw at him even though he knew he would after opening up like that. Stupid, stupid, stupid. So instead of hoping Karkat might understand - because wow did he ever really think that? No, no, he didn't - he resolves himself to facing the brunt of Karkat's wrath. What else did he want to get out of this situation?]

Other than that, yeah, that's what I'm tellin' you. No one came to save me from her, either. Fuckin' murderous psycho on a rampage and no one does shit.

[video - filtered] dungenessmaster June 30 2011, 21:20:36 UTC

[and then Karkat just kinda goes plooey. he might have held it together, but. his best friend and his moirail, Eridan. you got nothing on those two.]

YOU HAVE A GUN IN THE VEIL, YOU FUCKING CLUELESS GENETIC REJECT! YOU HAVE A TOP-TIER RIFLE AND SHE HAS A GODDAMN TUBE OF LIPSTICK! OF COURSE NO ONE FUCKING SAVED YOU, THERE WAS NEVER ANY QUESTION OF THE OUTCOME! WHAT THE GOD DAMN GRUBSTAINED SACK OF SHIT IS WRONG WITH YOU, WHAT WERE YOU EVEN THINKING, WE'RE THE LAST OF OUR FUCKING SPECIES WITH ONE CHANCE TO AVOID EXTINCTION AND YOU'RE TREATING IT LIKE A HUNTING EXPEDITION?!

[video - filtered] highbloodprince July 6 2011, 18:30:38 UTC

[Cue Eridan's next grievous case of missing the point.]

It wasn't my gun. She made me a brand spankin' new white science wand, it was the best piece a work I've ever handled, but shit if I knew how she did it. And it's not only that, you shoulda seen her, she was possessed by luminescent undead spirits of somethin', all terrible and sent on a mission a violence from some otherworldly godbein's come just to stir shit up.

[video - filtered] 1/2 dungenessmaster July 6 2011, 21:48:27 UTC

[oh man, this face so hard.]

[video - filtered] 2/2 dungenessmaster July 6 2011, 22:04:49 UTC

Oh! Okay! So she made you something you've only wanted for fucking ever, and then you used it to kill her and some other people! Fantastic, thanks for clearing up that little misunderstanding, I would've hated not to have all the facts before I called you a BULGEHUFFING WASTE OF CHITIN!

[video - filtered] highbloodprince August 8 2011, 19:39:45 UTC

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WENT THROUGH all alone on that fuckin' planet, Kar! I knew you wouldn't understand, you never do, I was just grateful you listened to me; no matter how many times you insulted me you were still there, it wasn't like I was alone. Those were the good ol' fuckin' days, long gone now. You up and abandoned me, Kar, all a you did, so don't give me any bullshit that any a this is MY fault! You think I've got some bull sense a loyalty to any a you when you all left me by myself and didn't up and help me any when I asked for it. I don't owe you nothing!

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