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[kill_some_time]

[The video turns on and it is sheer luck and lots of black fur that save you from an accidental crotch-shot as Hades turns the communicator a few times around, trying to figure it out and softly murmuring phrases in ancient Greek under his breath that are interrupted with occasional pauses at odd times.]

BOOM

[Well, that wasn’t what he had been

Comments

[howmchisthefish]

Nope. Weapons bring pain.

[[Not taking to this concept of Meister and Weapon yet.]]

[kill_some_time]

Hmph. So it seems. Yet it keeps bothering me.

[howmchisthefish]

What bothers you? Pain?

You don't enjoy pain? It's a great wonderful thing to bring. [[Always heating who he XAN mess with.]] But a lot do complain... they do.

[kill_some_time]

I consider it entertaining, from time to time. [Seriously. He does.] However, this one has been bothering me for a while now and it is getting

.... [bothersome? limiting? irritating? dull?]

tedious.

blame all typos on my phone..

[howmchisthefish]

Pain... for a long time... Such deep suffering...

But don't you know why you're in pain? Pain always has a reason...

[kill_some_time]

The one thing death cannot do is to die.

[not that he is just that, but the idea of death is a huge part of him]

[howmchisthefish]

[[Kindred spirit much? ]]

I don't like to brag about that... but it is true enough.

Hrm... I suppose all things aside... Fish usually make me feel better. Can't say I'm in pain often, but nuffin a fish or a doctor can't fix. [[No, he lies... Armor that made him bleed... after a while it does quit hurting but...]]

[kill_some_time]

[Just that Hades' is by extension the real deal^^]

Fish? [You have the rare honor of hearing this guy sound surprised, Landis. Enjoy it!]

[howmchisthefish]

Yeh. Fish. Go eat one or something. Always made me feel better.

[kill_some_time]

If I were to eat I would hardly chose something of the realm of that.

[That being his brother. Hades isn't quite fond of the sea ever since Poseidon decided to use him as a sounding board.]

[howmchisthefish]

[[Does not like fish.

This is a problem. And, if Landis cared, you might've made a good weapon!]]

Watchu got against fish... Fish is good stuff, mister...

[kill_some_time]

They belong to the territory of one of my brothers. He is very...

[stupid? annoying? simple?]

- emotional. He also comes to visit me often.

[howmchisthefish]

So... git fish from somewhere else then... Just cuz yer brother has a lotta fish, don't mean you can't go eat 'em from somewhere else.

Or you just makin excuses cuz you don't like eatin fish?

[kill_some_time]

He is the god of the Sea.

[not even commenting on that question]

[howmchisthefish]

[[You've almost changed the subject. At least we got close to suggesting that HADES EAT SOMETHING]]

So... he gots a lotta fish then.

...

Git me some?

[kill_some_time]

I won't.

[Instant rejection. Thou shalt not feed strays. They stick.]