[The video turns on and it is sheer luck and lots of black fur that save you from an accidental crotch-shot as Hades turns the communicator a few times around, trying to figure it out and softly murmuring phrases in ancient Greek under his breath that are interrupted with occasional pauses at odd times.]
BOOM [Well, that wasn’t what he had been trying for. He tries again, causing some more interesting effects and only barely missing the S.O.S. button (for now). It is only when he gets tired of it that he finally turns his attention to the camera and the people possibly behind it. Addressing mortals directly still seemed strange, but there is something he figured he should inquire about.]
Is it normal for a weapon to be in pain?
((ooc: The pain he talks about is actually his body acting up because he has neither slept, eaten, drunk or rested otherwise ever since he arrived. He’s kinda refusing to acknowledge that, though. He’s also still wearing nothing but his fancy necklace (a few bone fragments on an old string) and standing in the entry hall of Creeping Crypts since what’s having a fixed place of your own? :| ))