003 ♑onk | TEXT

[hemocidal]

WhAt ThE fUcK uUuUuUuUuP, mY hOmEtRoLlS aNd BiTcHeS?
gUeSs I jUsT aLl Be CheCkIn In On YoUr FiNe MoThErFucKiN aSsEs AfTeR tHaT wIcKeD nIgHt
iT bE aLl SoUnDiNg LiKe SoMe Of My BrOtHeRs AnD sIsTeRs Be AlL fAlLiN dOwN tHoSe UnHaPpY sTaIrS
aNd It BeInG lIkE mY mOtHeRfUcKiN wIcKeD sTaRgOd DuTy To WaTcH aLl OvEr YoUr ShIt aNd KeEp YoU fEeLiN tHe PiTy

HoW

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[voice]

[oceankeeper]

Are you all right, Gamzee?

[voice]

[hemocidal]

Yeah, sis, I'm all kinds of motherfuckin' right now. Got some left droppin' on down here too and everything.

Messed up my face pretty bad, but I got it put all back on and shit is miracles again.

[voice]

[oceankeeper]

I'm glad to hear you're well. You weren't injured, were you?

[voice]

[hemocidal]

Ain't really got my remember on real good for that. Sponge is kinda pounding a little, but maybe it always supposed to be like that? Dunno.

You doing okay, chica? Got all your lefts and rights and shit together?

[spandexisyouth]

So you are trying to cheer everyone up?

[text]

[hemocidal]

YeAh MaN sOmEtHiNg LiKe ThAt Be ThE bUsIneSs I'm AlL gEtTiNg In RiGhT nOw

UhHh AiN't SuRe It Be WoRkInG tHOuGh

[Video] He texts too slowly for his own liking, but feel free to keep with text.

[spandexisyouth]

It is always a worthy business to be in! Do not worry. I am sure if you keep trying it will get through!

[text]

[hemocidal]

OnE dAy YoU aLl GoNnA sEe HoW mOtHeRfUcKiN bEaUtIfUl TheSe MiRaCleS bE
iT'lL bE lIke ThEm FlOaTy LiGhT tHiNgS eVeRyWhErE
eXcEpT wItH mOrE cOlOrS aNd ShIt

[video]

[lets_go_partner]

I read this, does that count as a miracle?

[video]

[hemocidal]

You ain't good with the words, bro?

Naw, it's cool, sometimes I get all confused by all the little letters and shit too when I be hitting the slime too hard or something. All start to move around be all hard to get my motherfuckin' read on.

. . . Ain't it kinda amazing how we can be all reading at all though, you know? Like when you get your understand on what all the letters mean, and you put 'em in words, and they still be making sense, but -- uh.

Forgot where I was motherfuckin' going with that.

[video] 1/?

[lets_go_partner]

[video] 2/?

[lets_go_partner]

text.

[couragemantra]

I don't exactly believe in miracles but I suppose even in the aftermath of something like this, beautiful things do exist.

I'm glad that my friends are safe and that there aren't any hard feelings over what the snakes made some people do. And "I'm glad" is putting things lightly.

text.

[hemocidal]

sHiT

sSsSsHhHhHhHiIiIiIiIiItTtTtTtTt
ThAt Is MoThErFuCkIn BeAuTiFuL
hOlD oN bRo GoTtA wAiT uNtIl I cAn Be AlL sEeInG aGaIn
KiNdA tEaReD uP tHeRe A lItTlE

text.

[couragemantra]

"sHiT" indeed.

...Are you seriously crying?

text.

[hemocidal]

YeAh BrO
jUsT gOt My MoThErFuCkIn FaCe AlL pUt BaCk On
AnD yOu StOmP aLl Up In HeRe WiTh YoUr BeAuTiFuL wOrD bUnChEs AnD jUsT bE lAyInG wAsTe To It
i Am A mOtHErFuCkInG mEsS rIgHt NoW

[text]

[ih8spiders]

This is really difficult to read...

[text]

[hemocidal]

UhHh SoRrY bRo
YoU tRy HoLdInG tHe ThInG cLoSeR tO yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiNg FaCe?

[text]

[ih8spiders]

I am holding it at the correct distance away from my face. You're not supposed to smush your eyes so close to the screen, anyway, or you'll burn your retinas with prolonged use.

[text]

[hemocidal]

It'Ll BuRn My MoThErFuCkInG wHaT?