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Apr 08, 2011 22:53

WhAt ThE fUcK uUuUuUuUuP, mY hOmEtRoLlS aNd BiTcHeS?
gUeSs I jUsT aLl Be CheCkIn In On YoUr FiNe MoThErFucKiN aSsEs AfTeR tHaT wIcKeD nIgHt
iT bE aLl SoUnDiNg LiKe SoMe Of My BrOtHeRs AnD sIsTeRs Be AlL fAlLiN dOwN tHoSe UnHaPpY sTaIrS
aNd It BeInG lIkE mY mOtHeRfUcKiN wIcKeD sTaRgOd DuTy To WaTcH aLl OvEr YoUr ShIt aNd KeEp YoU fEeLiN tHe PiTy

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c: yosuke hanamura, c: aradia megido, c: maito gai, c: kurapika, gamzee makara, c: kurt hummel

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[video] lets_go_partner April 9 2011, 13:39:22 UTC
I read this, does that count as a miracle?

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[video] hemocidal April 9 2011, 21:48:29 UTC
You ain't good with the words, bro?

Naw, it's cool, sometimes I get all confused by all the little letters and shit too when I be hitting the slime too hard or something. All start to move around be all hard to get my motherfuckin' read on.

. . . Ain't it kinda amazing how we can be all reading at all though, you know? Like when you get your understand on what all the letters mean, and you put 'em in words, and they still be making sense, but -- uh.

Forgot where I was motherfuckin' going with that.

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[video] 1/? lets_go_partner April 11 2011, 11:08:25 UTC
[video] 2/? lets_go_partner April 11 2011, 11:09:07 UTC
[video] 3/? lets_go_partner April 11 2011, 11:09:57 UTC
[video] 4/? lets_go_partner April 11 2011, 11:12:19 UTC
[video] 5/? lets_go_partner April 11 2011, 11:12:59 UTC
[video] 6/6 lets_go_partner April 11 2011, 11:14:24 UTC
Is now really the time to be drunk-posting to the network!?

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[video] hemocidal April 11 2011, 12:07:29 UTC
[wrong substance abuse you silly goober!!

Gamzee just laughs, it sounds suspiciously like a goose having a seizure.]

Dogg, I don't mean this in a bad way, since it's being just how you be done built and everything and you can't really help it or nothing, but you humans sure got some fucking funny looking faces.

Ain't got my drink on for a while though. Didn't bring any of that wicked elixir with me.

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[video] lets_go_partner April 12 2011, 22:33:17 UTC
[Well jeez, coulda fooled him! And that laugh...he'd starting to see why these guys stick to text.]

M-my face isn't funny! [Indignant!] Don't you have...wait, what is that? Scars? [He squint.] Paint?

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[video] hemocidal April 12 2011, 23:46:49 UTC
[He scoots up real close and personal to the camera and grins. My grandma, what big sharp teeth and yellow eyes you have to compliment your freaky clown paint.]

You like my face, motherfucker? Just got it put back on and everything, so it looks all nice and shit. See - mine's all supposed to be kinda amusing, you know, since I'm givin' praise to the wicked minstrels.

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