((OOC: This started as a filtered memo only the trolls could see, but at some point Terezi got Karkat's comm pad and unfiltered it so it's public.
They're still fighting, so you might get accidental video, replied to as Karkat under Terezi's screen name, or replied to as Terezi under Karkat's. Or maybe they swapped back by then. WHO EVEN KNOWS.
There will be keysmash. OH LORD will there be keysmash.
PG-13 for language and violence with no point whatsoever!))
OKAY, SO WE'RE ALL BACK FROM BEING USELESS SHITS ON A BOAT, RIGHT? OF COURSE RIGHT. I WOULDN'T BE GETTING DRUBBED SENSELESS BY TEREZI'S CANE OTHERWISE.
BY THE WAY, TEREZI, FUCK YOU FOR THAT. THIS MEMO'S HAPPENING WHETHER YOU HAMMER OUT TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE GODDAMN STAR ON MY HORNS OR NOT, SO HAVE FUN OVER THERE WHILE YOU CAN. AS SOON AS I'M DONE, YOU'RE GOING OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW!
BACK TO BUSINESS. HOPEFULLY SOME OF YOU AT LEAST TOOK THE OPPORTUNITY TO MEET SOME POTENTIAL PARTNERS. IF YOU UNPARTNERED ASSHOLES FOUND ANYONE, THAT'S FUCKING AWEEERWRSOMRE. JUST KEEP ME DHSDF POSTED.
OW WHAT THKMDFGMTS;LHKFTPUTRHG;LH
[a few minutes later, the video clicks on. Karkat can be heard yelling in the background, but it's Terezi who's on screen.]
HEEEEEY GUYS!!
I have apprehended this communicator from Karkat because he's a bluh bluh huge bore! You can thank me later!!
Hehehehehehe---
[DOOF. Terezi is crabtackled by a furious Karkat. There's a loud, rough fight for Karkat's communicator before the video feed is accidentally shut off.]