02 [video]
[GREETINGS, FRIENDS. WV is sitting in his living room. He is surrounded by pumpkins. Some of them look like they've been chewed on (they have been). Some of them look like they're getting a little rotten (they are- best time to eat them is when they're rotten!!!). Some of them...are hemorrhaging their innards. You probably don't want to look at those. HOW INDECENT.]
Well, life in Death City- such a preposterous name -has certainly been interesting thus far. It is rather nice to be part of civilization, in spite of the inevitable woes and bothers that stem from said civilization. [Speaking of, he begins to chew idly on a pumpkin stem for a moment before he catches himself. DON'T BE RUDE NOW, MR. MAYOR. PEOPLE ARE WATCHING.] In any event, I enjoyed myself immensely on the cruise.
...But I should like to make myself a bit more useful around the city, however. I am still searching for a suitable Weapon!
[There goes a rotten pumpkin. It's like it never even existed.]
Ah, before I forget- what is the significance of costumes on this 'Halloween' I keep hearing about?
Well, life in Death City- such a preposterous name -has certainly been interesting thus far. It is rather nice to be part of civilization, in spite of the inevitable woes and bothers that stem from said civilization. [Speaking of, he begins to chew idly on a pumpkin stem for a moment before he catches himself. DON'T BE RUDE NOW, MR. MAYOR. PEOPLE ARE WATCHING.] In any event, I enjoyed myself immensely on the cruise.
...But I should like to make myself a bit more useful around the city, however. I am still searching for a suitable Weapon!
[There goes a rotten pumpkin. It's like it never even existed.]
Ah, before I forget- what is the significance of costumes on this 'Halloween' I keep hearing about?