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[ Hey there, Death City! Hope you weren't enjoying your peace and quiet, because suddenly Denmark is there being...well, obnoxiously loud. ]
YO!
Did I get yer attention? [ He's grinning like an idiot, the camera just a little too close to his face. ] So...a war? Heh, no problem! I've fought in tons of 'em, so this'll be a piece of cake.
[ The camera shifts to show him giving everyone an incredibly dorky thumbs up. ]
Just wait, and ya all will see just how cool I am. The thing could've asked, though. Tch. No one respects neutrality these days...
...Oh, right! Well this isn't the reason I'm talkin' to all of ya. I've actually got something very important to ask! See, before I was dragged here, me and that lamer Sverige were gonna go to my place to watch a movie. I had to go get a new copy 'cause he broke my old one, and it ended up comin' along. Which is great, 'cause it's the best movie out there! Based on one of the greatest Danish Folktales, yeah?
[ Oh wait he's getting off track oops. ]
Well, I've got the movie, but I need somethin' to watch it on. So! Anyone have a DVD player? Ya better, because there's no way I'm gonna miss out on watching this. Heheh.
[ He's about to turn off the communicator, but...Oh! He almost forgot! ]
Oh yea, and if any weapons need a meister, show yerselves! I'm the best, ya know? So we'd be the best team there is!