[ The first recording comes mid-day, amidst the clamour that can only be associated with large, milling, and largely confused crowds. The audio is little more than a jumble of noise, of fumbling and the clatter of keys; the visual feed is no less confusing. There's the image of a corridor, milling newcomers, and it ends as the camera settles to
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
okay back to business.]
ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU GOT HERE, CAPTOR. WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ALL THIS TIME, MOPING AROUND WITH FEFERI DISCUSSING FEELINGS AND NOT GETTING SHIT DONE?
WHATEVER. LOOK, ( pretend this is a shitty graphic), CLICK THIS THING AND REPORT IN. I'VE GOT TO GET YOU IDIOTS REORGANIZED, EVERYBODY SUDDENLY SHOWED UP AT ONCE.
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ii've been out iin the world and gettiing 2unburned.
maybe a liittle bliinded.
2and iin my 2hoe2 and everythiing.
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DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT SHITTY FUCKING SUN, EITHER. WHAT'S EVEN WORSE IS THAT THESE PEOPLE PREFER TO BE OUT IN IT AND THEN GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT. THE ONE TIME WHEN LIVING HERE IS ALMOST TOLERABLE, AND THEY SNOOZE RIGHT THROUGH IT. IT'S LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE?
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ii know riight?
what the fuck ii2 up wiith that.
fuckiing backward2 2ociiety here.
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AND YEAH DUDE, I KNOW, THIS WHOLE PLACE IS LIKE ALTERNIA RUNNING BACKWARDS AND UPSIDE DOWN AND TURNWAYS OR SOMETHING. I'VE BEEN HERE FOR A FEW WEEKS AND IT'S STILL LIKE, WHAT THE ACTUAL FLYING FUCK.
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there are proper way2 two go about thii2 2hiit you know.
how long are the niight2 here?
the 2un ii2n't nearly a2 horriible a2 the one back on alterniia.
do they have niight bu2iine22e2?
mo2t iimportantly.
do we need job2?
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DAYS AND NIGHTS ARE KIND OF BULLSHIT HERE. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A REAL DARK SEASON. IN FACT, WE'RE ALMOST IN WHAT PASSES FOR THE EARTH DARK SEASON, AND WE'LL STILL ONLY GET MAYBE TEN HOURS OR SO OF HALF-DECENT DARKNESS.
THERE'S A LOT OF SHIT THAT'S OPEN ALL NIGHT, AND DAMMIT I COVERED A BUNCH OF THIS IN THE MEMO. SERIOUSLY IF YOU SHITPODS WOULD TAKE LIKE ONE MINUTE TO READ IT YOU'D KNOW THESE THINGS ALREADY. YOU DON'T REALLY NEED A JOB IF YOU DON'T WANT ONE, CLOTHES AND FOOD AND SHIT LIKE THAT'S FREE. BUT YOU'LL NEED ONE IF YOU WANT TO BUY LUXURY CRAP LIKE VIDEO GAMES OR MOVIES. THE GAMES HERE ARE WEIRD AS FUCK, THOUGH. THEY'RE NOT GRUBS AT ALL.
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what the fuck.
how do they expect u2 two go about our fuckiing bu2iine22?
and the re2t of iit ii2 fuckiing dayliight?
ii don't bother wiith your memo2.
half the tiime iif iit ii2n't you arguiing wiith your2elf over 2ome 2hiit or another.
iit'2 you banniing everyone who po2t2 two iit.
or watchiing your fliirtiing wiith TZ.
2eriiou2ly man keep iit priivate.
ii know ii've been checkiing them out.
thii2 human ha2 load2.
thii2 ii2 what you get wiith underdeveloped ciiviiliizatiion2.
but iif thii2 2hiithole of a world can work off technology and magiical 2hiit.
then we can grow our own fuckiing grub2.
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ALSO FUCK YOU, WHEN DID I EVER FLIRT WITH ANYONE ON THE MEMOS. YOU TROLL IT, YOU GET BANNED, IT REMAINS AWESOME, END OF STORY. ALL YOU SHITHEADS WHO SHOWED UP ASKING ABOUT REDROM AND BLACKROM GOT THE SAME DAMN TREATMENT.
MAYBE WE CAN GROW GRUBS, I DON'T KNOW. THIS WORLD AND THIS ENVIRONMENT ESPECIALLY DOESN'T SEEM TO BE VERY GRUB-FRIENDLY. I MEAN, WHAT THE LIGHTLY TOASTED FUCK. EVERYTHING IS PLASTIC AND GLASS.
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