[001 * Voice]
[A light, cheerful, male voice comes through the communicator, voice already loaded up with exuberant drama]
Haro haro~! This is your newest non-mysterious transfer student, Kida Masaomi speaking! I know, it's hard to believe, but it's true! Despite appearing after the school year has begun, I am A~BU~SO~RU~TO~RI not a mysterious person! In fact, my heart and soul are bare to all of you. Especially the SEKUSHI ladies in the audience! I come from an ordinary highschool life in usually-sane Tokyo, Japan to the middle of some crazy war in scary Shinigami, America. I heard that this was a dangerous country, but only in my wildest dreams did I think up anything like this.
BUT! FEAR NOT! Thanks to wisdom beyond my years I am already prepared to make the best of this DIRE SITUATION! Tender hearted maidens do not weep for me, because I know the SO~LU~TION~ to this mess.
I, Kida Masaomi, will be the meister of a dozen weapons! That's right! Ahn, finally the answer to the binds of monogamy is upon me! Why have one girlfriend when you can have a harem of VERY DANGER BEAUTIES~ to pledge their undying loyalty to you, forever?
Yeesss! I can see them now! The sporty tsundere who turns into a nailbat! The perfect house waifu whose ball and chain can trap any man! And of course the moemoe glasses girl who secretly has the strength to defeat a zombie-bear! Who else will there be? A narcissist? A yandere? Even the girl who will always love her twin brother more than me? Don't worry, RABURI LADIES~ Kida Masaomi will accept you with all of your unique and distinctive character traits!
Right now, it's time to apply! Who is interested in becoming one of my beautiful weapons? We won't fight, but will instead spend the days staring deeply into each other's eyes! Let's have whirlwind romance while the war rages on around us! Like Romeo and Juliet! Like Alexander and Cleopatra!
When you're ready to answer the true calling of your youthful heart, look for Kida Masaomi!
((Oh my god you are all amazing and i love you but seriously I need to sleep. I will pick up new and old threads later o/))
Haro haro~! This is your newest non-mysterious transfer student, Kida Masaomi speaking! I know, it's hard to believe, but it's true! Despite appearing after the school year has begun, I am A~BU~SO~RU~TO~RI not a mysterious person! In fact, my heart and soul are bare to all of you. Especially the SEKUSHI ladies in the audience! I come from an ordinary highschool life in usually-sane Tokyo, Japan to the middle of some crazy war in scary Shinigami, America. I heard that this was a dangerous country, but only in my wildest dreams did I think up anything like this.
BUT! FEAR NOT! Thanks to wisdom beyond my years I am already prepared to make the best of this DIRE SITUATION! Tender hearted maidens do not weep for me, because I know the SO~LU~TION~ to this mess.
I, Kida Masaomi, will be the meister of a dozen weapons! That's right! Ahn, finally the answer to the binds of monogamy is upon me! Why have one girlfriend when you can have a harem of VERY DANGER BEAUTIES~ to pledge their undying loyalty to you, forever?
Yeesss! I can see them now! The sporty tsundere who turns into a nailbat! The perfect house waifu whose ball and chain can trap any man! And of course the moemoe glasses girl who secretly has the strength to defeat a zombie-bear! Who else will there be? A narcissist? A yandere? Even the girl who will always love her twin brother more than me? Don't worry, RABURI LADIES~ Kida Masaomi will accept you with all of your unique and distinctive character traits!
Right now, it's time to apply! Who is interested in becoming one of my beautiful weapons? We won't fight, but will instead spend the days staring deeply into each other's eyes! Let's have whirlwind romance while the war rages on around us! Like Romeo and Juliet! Like Alexander and Cleopatra!
When you're ready to answer the true calling of your youthful heart, look for Kida Masaomi!
((Oh my god you are all amazing and i love you but seriously I need to sleep. I will pick up new and old threads later o/))