nueve; january 14th; video
[Santana's spent a long time moping around the city being antisocial, but it's about enough of that. Brittany's back, she went on her first mission, she saved a life. She is completely back to normal. Better than normal! Whether this is a good thing or a bad thing...]
What's up?
First of all, I'd like to apologize to everyone who's new. As the unofficial sex ed teacher and calling shit out-er of these parts, I am 100% to blame for all of your headaches and/or seizures for not putting a quicker stop to the rainbow hair colors and the weirdos from when movies were black and white rambling about gender roles and sobbing about non-missionary sex positions. I really should have been more on top of it lately. They're as scary as it gets around here, though, I promise. I guess there's monsters and witches and crap too, but mostly weirdos.
Anyway, welcome to Death City. I'm Santana. I was going to introduce myself earlier, but it's super busy around here. [ie her girlfriend is back in town mmmhmmmm] Go to training, brush your teeth twice a day, and you'll be fine.
[She turns, suddenly in a hurry, and grabs a green apron, putting it over her head and making the necessary adjustments. Product placement smile!]
And go to Deathbucks for all your caffeination needs.
Gotta go.
What's up?
First of all, I'd like to apologize to everyone who's new. As the unofficial sex ed teacher and calling shit out-er of these parts, I am 100% to blame for all of your headaches and/or seizures for not putting a quicker stop to the rainbow hair colors and the weirdos from when movies were black and white rambling about gender roles and sobbing about non-missionary sex positions. I really should have been more on top of it lately. They're as scary as it gets around here, though, I promise. I guess there's monsters and witches and crap too, but mostly weirdos.
Anyway, welcome to Death City. I'm Santana. I was going to introduce myself earlier, but it's super busy around here. [ie her girlfriend is back in town mmmhmmmm] Go to training, brush your teeth twice a day, and you'll be fine.
[She turns, suddenly in a hurry, and grabs a green apron, putting it over her head and making the necessary adjustments. Product placement smile!]
And go to Deathbucks for all your caffeination needs.
Gotta go.