the third | december 29

[rudolphofvamps]

[The video opens shakily but then slowly Spike comes into focus. And boy does he look pissed. He's got on a fuzzy sweater under his duster that so doesn't go, but he neglected to steal gloves to match. Well, beggars can't be choosers. He adjusts his glasses with a grumble, blowing frustratedly out his mouth - a big puff of air going out to the

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[ombrasolare]

What kind of security do they have?

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[rudolphofvamps]

Locks, mostly.

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[ombrasolare]

Can't they be picked?

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[rudolphofvamps]

Frozen out here. Not the optimum conditions for lock-picking, alright? Don't exactly keep pins in my hair, either.

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[ombrasolare]

I suppose you'll tell me that the Boy Scout motto doesn't apply to you?

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[rudolphofvamps]

Do I look like I was a sodding boy scout?

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[ombrasolare]

No. But it's a good motto.

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[rudolphofvamps]

One thing they got right. [Hadn't he eaten some boy scouts once? Awful uniform, gets caught in the teeth.] Popcorn's no match for cookies.

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[ombrasolare]

Cookies, hm? I prefer coffee myself, but to each their own.

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[rudolphofvamps]

Are you even old enough for coffee?

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[ombrasolare]

Very few people have told me otherwise. [Because he shoots them]

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[rudolphofvamps]

Uh, sure. Whatever. [Spike just doesn't care enough.] Prefer tea myself.

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[ombrasolare]

Either is acceptable in weather like this. Have you found someone to let you in?

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[rudolphofvamps]

[He nods, a little eyeroll to follow.] One hapless soul took pity on me.

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[ombrasolare]

There seem to be quite a few of those here.

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[rudolphofvamps]

Seems to make up the whole population, more like.