the third | december 29

[rudolphofvamps]

[The video opens shakily but then slowly Spike comes into focus. And boy does he look pissed. He's got on a fuzzy sweater under his duster that so doesn't go, but he neglected to steal gloves to match. Well, beggars can't be choosers. He adjusts his glasses with a grumble, blowing frustratedly out his mouth - a big puff of air going out to the night air. Almost as if he's being forced to speak, he grumbles out of one corner of his mouth.]

Lost the sodding key. Usually I would just break and enter, but security's just a little steeper than I anticipated.

Anyone ever tell you Nevadans it's bleeding cold out here? Just isn't right. Isn't the world supposed to be warmin' up? Because it really ought to get with the program.