[The video opens shakily but then slowly Spike comes into focus. And boy does he look pissed. He's got on a fuzzy sweater under his duster that so doesn't go, but he neglected to steal gloves to match. Well, beggars can't be choosers. He adjusts his glasses with a grumble, blowing frustratedly out his mouth - a big puff of air going out to the
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I'm Helga. Do you bleach your hair or is it natural?
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Spike.
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Your name is Spike?
[O....kay]
Cool.
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Manufactured hair, manufactured name...is there anything about you that is real? I mean obviously you don't seem to fake tan you're not Oompa Loompa orange...you're actually kinda pale.
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[What bits have been replaced Helga doesn't want to know, she is nine after all.]
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[Helga pauses and intently scrutinises Spike before saying.]
So what's your story, I've met aliens and talking dogs and a guy with a robot hand...I get the feeling we're all pretty different in this crazy world.
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I'm just a bloke, you know. Freezing his nibblets off.
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