(Untitled)

[mayotaku]

Do I just bend down like this?

[The camera wobbles a little before focusing in on one (1) Shinsengumi commander, who is, to no surprise naked and hunched over.]

Or is this better? [He changes position a little, his hairy ass also going along with the flow.] Sougo! Toshi! Do you think the position affects the precision?

[Suddenly, Hijikata's

Comments

[video] 1/2

[16hitmagnum]

[What did she just watch?]

2/2

[16hitmagnum]

Ah, this is the worst Christmas Special ever. How do I change the channel?

[She stands up to look for something while mumbling on...]

howdoichangethechannel howtochangechannel helpmemami howdoichangethechannel

[mayotaku]

[I am pretending that I don't see you]

Ah. There's...something there.

[16hitmagnum]

I'm not a something! I'm a 14 year old girl who just saw your commander's hairy ass!

[mayotaku]

You say that as if you haven't seen it before.

[16hitmagnum]

It's disgusting no matter how many times I see it.

[mayotaku]

Consider it like this. By doing this for Kondo-san, Sougo's trying to save the eyes of those who haven't been born yet.

[puuuuff]

At least, that's what I'm deluding myself with since going into denial isn't working.

[16hitmagnum]

Just because he's impotent doesn't mean he should make the rest of the world impotent too.

[mayotaku]

...that's not something a little girl should be spouting off, is it?

[16hitmagnum]

It's so horrible I've lost the ability to stand.

[mayotaku]

But you can still dig for treasure in your nostrils.

[16hitmagnum]

I'm dialing the number to the sukonbu delivery service.

[sadoslash]

[ From over Hijikata's shoulder ]

Your face is disgusting no matter how many times I see it.

[16hitmagnum]

You're disgusting even if I don't see you!

[sadoslash]

Wrong. I'm not Kondo-san.

[16hitmagnum]

Doesn't matter. You're still disgusting. I feel defiled just from talking with you.