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Do I just bend down like this?
[The camera wobbles a little before focusing in on one (1) Shinsengumi commander, who is, to no surprise naked and hunched over.]
Or is this better? [He changes position a little, his hairy ass also going along with the flow.] Sougo! Toshi! Do you think the position affects the precision?
[Suddenly, Hijikata's face appears in the camera with an expression that was both mixed with horror and anger.]
OI, SOUGO. DON'T RECORD THAT HORRENDOUS GORILLA ASS IN PUB--[oh wait, Kondo's still here. He's looking away from the camera for a moment.]--A-ah, Kondo-san, just, just...wait...a moment...
[Now back to the screen, speaking in a harsh whisper] Bastard, don't use my communicator for something disgusting like this!
[ The cameraman speaks up. ] This is a job only you can do, Hijikata-san. Go for it. Me and the rest of Death City will be cheering you on.
[HISS] Soooougo!
Is everything okay? [Speaking as he idly moves his hips around.] Have you guys got everything set up yet?
Just one second, Kondo-san!
[SUDDENLY ZOOMS INTO THE CAMERA]
This is recording, right? Hey, you. You out there in the audience. If any of you are willing to do this for us, I'll pay you. I'll even give you a late christmas gift if you want. Bottles of mayo sounds nice, right? Right?
No one will work for mayo, Hijibastard-san. [ The camera suddenly whirls around to focus on Sougo, saving the viewers from having to see Kondo's ass for a second and oh, it looks like Itou's there too. He's just chillin', attached to an IV, looking as if he greeted Death at its front doorstep] Anyone that is willing to help can kick Hijikata-san in the balls. He might even cry. I promise, it would be worth it.
OI, YOU FILTHY WORM! Don't tell them that kind of bullshi-- Oi! Oi! You guys, don't listen to him! OIIIII!!!
[flailing, general shaking of camera, INSERT HERE]
[ Sougo seems to give up pretty easily for being...Sougo. But not without trying to crack Hijikata in the face with the communicator once or twice. But it returns to Hijikata's hands as Sougo makes his way toward Kondo, eyeing his commander and then the wax kit and then the unmowed, untamed bushes growing from his ass garden.. ]
This might sting, Kondo-san.
S-sougo, wait...you're really...are you really? You can't be serious. You're not serious. Right? Right? SOUGO, WAIT--
You see, Hijikata-san, I have what it takes to be vice commander. [ Wax on. And then.........RIP!!!!!!!]
Soug- AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- [And there’s high pitched screaming (or is it squealing? ) as Kondo instantly falls to the floor, holding his ass and rolling around.]
[ And the sadist appears satisfied. ] There. That wasn't so bad, was it?
[Kondo is crying ALL OF THE MANLY TEARS HE CAN!]
...
[You can hear the sound of someone lighting up a cigarette before the camera turns back to Hijikata once more. He sure is smoking the hell out of it because what is his life.]
Merry Christmas.
...I hate the holidays.
(OOC: Kondo is green, Sougo is red, Hijikata is dark blue!
OOCx2: HTML FIXED. It was weird, I didn't see the weird html at all, my bad :|a)
[The camera wobbles a little before focusing in on one (1) Shinsengumi commander, who is, to no surprise naked and hunched over.]
Or is this better? [He changes position a little, his hairy ass also going along with the flow.] Sougo! Toshi! Do you think the position affects the precision?
[Suddenly, Hijikata's face appears in the camera with an expression that was both mixed with horror and anger.]
OI, SOUGO. DON'T RECORD THAT HORRENDOUS GORILLA ASS IN PUB--[oh wait, Kondo's still here. He's looking away from the camera for a moment.]--A-ah, Kondo-san, just, just...wait...a moment...
[Now back to the screen, speaking in a harsh whisper] Bastard, don't use my communicator for something disgusting like this!
[ The cameraman speaks up. ] This is a job only you can do, Hijikata-san. Go for it. Me and the rest of Death City will be cheering you on.
[HISS] Soooougo!
Is everything okay? [Speaking as he idly moves his hips around.] Have you guys got everything set up yet?
Just one second, Kondo-san!
[SUDDENLY ZOOMS INTO THE CAMERA]
This is recording, right? Hey, you. You out there in the audience. If any of you are willing to do this for us, I'll pay you. I'll even give you a late christmas gift if you want. Bottles of mayo sounds nice, right? Right?
No one will work for mayo, Hijibastard-san. [ The camera suddenly whirls around to focus on Sougo, saving the viewers from having to see Kondo's ass for a second and oh, it looks like Itou's there too. He's just chillin', attached to an IV, looking as if he greeted Death at its front doorstep] Anyone that is willing to help can kick Hijikata-san in the balls. He might even cry. I promise, it would be worth it.
OI, YOU FILTHY WORM! Don't tell them that kind of bullshi-- Oi! Oi! You guys, don't listen to him! OIIIII!!!
[flailing, general shaking of camera, INSERT HERE]
[ Sougo seems to give up pretty easily for being...Sougo. But not without trying to crack Hijikata in the face with the communicator once or twice. But it returns to Hijikata's hands as Sougo makes his way toward Kondo, eyeing his commander and then the wax kit and then the unmowed, untamed bushes growing from his ass garden.. ]
This might sting, Kondo-san.
S-sougo, wait...you're really...are you really? You can't be serious. You're not serious. Right? Right? SOUGO, WAIT--
You see, Hijikata-san, I have what it takes to be vice commander. [ Wax on. And then.........RIP!!!!!!!]
Soug- AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- [And there’s high pitched screaming (or is it squealing? ) as Kondo instantly falls to the floor, holding his ass and rolling around.]
[ And the sadist appears satisfied. ] There. That wasn't so bad, was it?
[Kondo is crying ALL OF THE MANLY TEARS HE CAN!]
...
[You can hear the sound of someone lighting up a cigarette before the camera turns back to Hijikata once more. He sure is smoking the hell out of it because what is his life.]
Merry Christmas.
...I hate the holidays.
(OOC: Kondo is green, Sougo is red, Hijikata is dark blue!
OOCx2: HTML FIXED. It was weird, I didn't see the weird html at all, my bad :|a)