why i love phil elvrum, pt. 2
INTERVIEWER: "What would be your dream all-star Microphones line-up?"
PHIL: "OK, dude. Now we're talking. Ok, fuckin'... Uh, Hendrix on guitar, of course... uh ... fuckin' Jerry Garcia on slap bass... uh, I gotta have two drummers dude, uh, Dave Fuckin' Grohl and the guy from the Muppets, uh... Animal! Yes. And, on keyboard, uh... Martin Luther King Jr., and, uh... fuckin' Albert Einstein on didgeridoo... Janis Joplin singin' backup, the Kool-Aid man on chimes, Urkel on clapping, Hendrix on guitar, Eminem on piano, Stallone on trumpet, Michael Jordan on the soundboard, and the ultimate slugger: Babe Ruth topping it off with the featured recorder solo. I was waiting for you to ask."
I've been in the school library for about 2.5 hours. And I have at least 1.5 to go. My brain has evaporated and condensed about six times thus far. And I only brought one CD with me.
To be continued.
Ryan
xoxox
PHIL: "OK, dude. Now we're talking. Ok, fuckin'... Uh, Hendrix on guitar, of course... uh ... fuckin' Jerry Garcia on slap bass... uh, I gotta have two drummers dude, uh, Dave Fuckin' Grohl and the guy from the Muppets, uh... Animal! Yes. And, on keyboard, uh... Martin Luther King Jr., and, uh... fuckin' Albert Einstein on didgeridoo... Janis Joplin singin' backup, the Kool-Aid man on chimes, Urkel on clapping, Hendrix on guitar, Eminem on piano, Stallone on trumpet, Michael Jordan on the soundboard, and the ultimate slugger: Babe Ruth topping it off with the featured recorder solo. I was waiting for you to ask."
I've been in the school library for about 2.5 hours. And I have at least 1.5 to go. My brain has evaporated and condensed about six times thus far. And I only brought one CD with me.
To be continued.
Ryan
xoxox