I'm an excellent driver.*

[sosoclever]

Tesla Motors has unveiled their new luxury sedan. It costs about half what the Tesla Roadster goes for. Of course, I still want the Roadster. It's pretty. And fast.

And they're opening a store in Chicago on West Grand. So I won't even have to go out to California to get one.

Now we just have to win the lottery.

*Rain Man. I have told the "I drive really well" story, haven't I?