Lemme help you out, here, (if'n you're asking for it). This was told to me by someone who'd had the same urge; see how how they dealt with it.
" I'm 30-plus (age, not size), I was willing to walk a quarter of a mile in office apparel in, most likely, inclement weather, to what I realised was the place where 17-year-old couples go to arrange their 'family planning';
- the condom dispenser in the restroom. I put my coat back on the rack."
Then at least find a decent tobacconist who can sell you a nice ladie's (sadly, Dominican, not Cuban) cigarillo, so you'll go to Hell in style & good taste. Which you'll be tasting in your sn*t for the next two days afterward. Which is why, when I was into the cigar thing, I only did it every 4 to 6 weeks.
Lemme help you out, here, (if'n you're asking for it). This was told to me by someone who'd had the same urge; see how how they dealt with it.
" I'm 30-plus (age, not size), I was willing to walk a quarter of a mile in office apparel in, most likely, inclement weather, to what I realised was the place where 17-year-old couples go to arrange their 'family planning';
- the condom dispenser in the restroom. I put my coat back on the rack."
That help? :P
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Thank you for trying, though!
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But only almost.
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