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retro_rider55 May 12 2008, 19:28:36 UTC
Gas station...

Lemme help you out, here, (if'n you're asking for it). This was told to me by someone who'd had the same urge; see how how they dealt with it.

" I'm 30-plus (age, not size), I was willing to walk a quarter of a mile in office apparel in, most likely, inclement weather, to what I realised was the place where 17-year-old couples go to arrange their 'family planning';

- the condom dispenser in the restroom. I put my coat back on the rack."

That help? :P

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sosoclever May 12 2008, 20:04:23 UTC
It's very funny, but no. Laughter, caffiene, and chocolate are not enough.

Thank you for trying, though!

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retro_rider55 May 12 2008, 20:42:47 UTC
Then at least find a decent tobacconist who can sell you a nice ladie's (sadly, Dominican, not Cuban) cigarillo, so you'll go to Hell in style & good taste. Which you'll be tasting in your sn*t for the next two days afterward. Which is why, when I was into the cigar thing, I only did it every 4 to 6 weeks.

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sosoclever May 13 2008, 15:49:29 UTC
Blech! Or maybe even bleach! That's almost enough to keep me from wanting a cigarette, even!

But only almost.

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retro_rider55 May 13 2008, 16:01:34 UTC
(leaves silver-cased nicotine gum box) "Tonto, our work here is done."

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