I've given in to vanity. I visited an electrologist with
quiet_dignitea and got my chin whiskers zapped.
Or maybe this was giving in to sloth, since I was already plucking the damn things. I just have to go one or two more times, and they'll be gone, and I won't have to worry about them any more.
*It's a mnemonic for the seven deadly sins: wrath, avarice, gluttony, envy, sloth, pride, lust.