Thanks! I kinda amplified my dislike for Bella by about five times for this.
5. The thing is that, she thinks about how dying would be better if Jacob didn't welcome her back. So, she'd be alone (despite her parents and other friends).
1. I'd get him to carry my heavy-ass television which I'm currently trying to move. Thing weighs a billion pounds. Or he could run for governor of California.
2. The Volturi are made of awesome.
4. I thought it was silly. Of course Jacob would be waiting for her. Dude didn't move on after "Twilight", why would he now?
6. Very very funny. Yes, the mental image of Edward holding a car over his head is hilarious.
1.Yeah, we're going to get a new TV soon (the old one is losing color) and it'd be cool if he'd carry it out for us. It's one of those old, enormous Zenith's. I dread moving it.
I've always been very confused about the claim that Jacob didn't move on after "Twilight".
I mean he wasn't in love with her or anything. She flirted with him, and then they danced together. It was like... a crush. Infact I never saw it as a crush either! I think he just liked the attention. And she was a cute girl smiling at him.
And he thinks he's in heaven. *passes out vomit bags* I stole them from the plane.
LOLOZLOZLZOLZOLZZZZ one of the many things SM should really go to hell for.
1. Um, I'd assume someone had put something in my drink? 2. Meh, they might be cool if they were developed beyond plot device level. 3. So fucking stupid 4. PATHETIC. And wrong, so so so wrong. 'Oh what if my back-up plan falls through'. Bella you're a horrible bitch at this point and I hate you so so much. 5. Sounds like a plan actually 6. Excellent. :)
It sucks that SM is such a bad writer because their potential won’t be as explored as it should be. Why couldn’t have Stephen King had a dream about a vampire coven in Italy that is the Al Capone of all vampire covens?
If only Saint Stephen King could write this series for us. It'd be so much more awesome. Mr. King also isn't afraid to write sexy sex scenes or be a mature writer (cursing and violence and innuendos, oh my!). Screw you, YA books. Bella and Jacob need to have a night of passion. XD
And you are hysterical. . . Shall you being doing chapters in the future? I was giggling way too much here.
1. Ask them if they'd been on that show where men drag logs and trucks with their manly man strength. 2. Cooler than Bella most def. 3. No words can say. 4. That one thought about Jacob isn't nearly enough. 5. Uh, yes, Freud, help our leading lady out? 6. Look above somewhere
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5. The thing is that, she thinks about how dying would be better if Jacob didn't welcome her back. So, she'd be alone (despite her parents and other friends).
I'm so happy I made you laugh! Yay!
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2. The Volturi are made of awesome.
4. I thought it was silly. Of course Jacob would be waiting for her. Dude didn't move on after "Twilight", why would he now?
6. Very very funny. Yes, the mental image of Edward holding a car over his head is hilarious.
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6. I know, right? Adreneline: google it.
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I mean he wasn't in love with her or anything. She flirted with him, and then they danced together. It was like... a crush. Infact I never saw it as a crush either! I think he just liked the attention. And she was a cute girl smiling at him.
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Bella is antsy and can’t sit still and she’s probably the bitch that kicks the back of your seat on a plane.
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHA *dies*
He's going to be his one man gay parade, sparkling rainbows and all! I know if I saw that, I'd think "vampire." Or not.
AHAAHAHAH
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*hyperventilates*
And he thinks he's in heaven. *passes out vomit bags* I stole them from the plane.
LOLOZLOZLZOLZOLZZZZ one of the many things SM should really go to hell for.
1. Um, I'd assume someone had put something in my drink?
2. Meh, they might be cool if they were developed beyond plot device level.
3. So fucking stupid
4. PATHETIC. And wrong, so so so wrong. 'Oh what if my back-up plan falls through'. Bella you're a horrible bitch at this point and I hate you so so much.
5. Sounds like a plan actually
6. Excellent. :)
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If only Saint Stephen King could write this series for us. It'd be so much more awesome. Mr. King also isn't afraid to write sexy sex scenes or be a mature writer (cursing and violence and innuendos, oh my!). Screw you, YA books. Bella and Jacob need to have a night of passion. XD
And you are hysterical. . . Shall you being doing chapters in the future? I was giggling way too much here.
1. Ask them if they'd been on that show where men drag logs and trucks with their manly man strength.
2. Cooler than Bella most def.
3. No words can say.
4. That one thought about Jacob isn't nearly enough.
5. Uh, yes, Freud, help our leading lady out?
6. Look above somewhere
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I think all the chapters are taken, but I'm totally willing to cover for someone again.
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