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[redwhiteandhero]

WHO: Alfred and Raimei + NOW OPEN
TONE: LOUD AND SHOUTY.
WHEN: May 26th, before dinner
WHERE: A closet.
WHAT: Alfred and Raimei get locked in a closet. Hijinks ensue.
STATUS: COMPLETE

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[x_nun_better_x]

Rosette slammed her book shut and looked around the common room. It was empty! Where did everyone go?!"Geez, I was studying so hard I didn't realize everyone else had already left for dinner."
She hurried downstairs and started to make her way to the dining hall. About halfway there she heard muffled shouting coming from down the empty hallway.
"What's that?" she wondered.
Walking slowly and silently down the hallway the voices got louder and louder and seemed to be coming from a small closet door. They were so loud she could actually hear the conversation clear as a bell.
"I can't help it if you're huge!"
"You're just tiny!"
"Ow! You're just big!"
Rosette put a hand to her mouth to stifle her giggles. "That sounds a LOT like...no! It couldn't be! Alfred and Raimei?!"She eagerly pressed her ear against the door

[x_nun_better_x]

Rosette continued to listen in mixed facination and horror. Were they really doing it? Only one way to find out. Snickering to herself she took a deep breath and shouted as loudly as she could (which is pretty damn loud):

"ARE YOU TWO HAVING SEX IN THERE?! IT SURE SOUNDS LIKE IT!"

[redwhiteandhero]

"WHAT?"

Alfred jumped when Rosette's voice suddenly boomed from directly behind him, especially considering what she said.

"WHAT THE--, NO!"

[x_nun_better_x]

Rosette collapsed into hysterical laughter.
"ARE YOU SURE? YOU SURE KEEP TALKING ABOUT THINGS BEING "HARD" Hahahaha! Oh MAN, do I wish I could see your faces right now...Bwah-ha-ha-ha!"
She leaned against the door and laughed until she slid down to the floor clutching her stomach which began hurting from laughing.
"Oh Merlin...I'm laughing so much it huuuuurts."

[redwhiteandhero]

"NOTHING IS HARD!" Alfred snapped, banging on the door again. "WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING. HOLY CRAP LET US OUT!"