PRO TIP: Take care not to confuse "prostrate" with "prostate," especially in formal or academic writing!

(Totally fine in sex scenes, though.)

ETA: lol, why is THIS my first post in two weeks? I mean really.

For real though, you guys, it's making me sad that nobody else has signed up at numb3rs_newyear. Today is the last day! Go sign up! It's fun, I promise ( Read more... )

Ohhh, LJ, why are you fucking with my icons? OF ALL THINGS. NOT THE ICONS. :-( Are you guys seeing a bunch of Photobucket error messages too, or is it just me ( Read more... )

I just misread this sentence, "The earliest European settlers had marveled at the 'merchantable commodities' of America, from the glittering silver mines of the Spanish empire to the continent's plentiful hardwood forests" as, "The earliest European settlers had marveled at the... plentiful hardwood floors." You can imagine my confusion.

Man! Creating original characters and plot is harder than fanfiction. WHO KNEW.

Done done done done done done done.

In the last six hours I have had: a venti caramel brulee latte, a small chai latte, and a 12 oz coke.

*JITTERS*

Well I'm ready for a nap.

I'm attempting to engage in some serious emotion work today. Mainly by telling myself that nobody ever got anything done by taking a defeatist attitude. Right.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose, y'all!

Now, if you will excuse me, I'm going to go attempt the impossible. Be back Friday.

And hey, when I come back I'll even answer nantahala's questions for ( Read more... )

Haha, oh man, I just had a midterm and that was NOT enough time for that many questions. Usually I'm one of the last to leave during exams, but this time there were still a lot of people there up to the last minute, so I know that OBJECTIVELY it was not enough time. Yikes. But I don't care! I'm just happy to be done with it ( Read more... )