jump; wireless {part 1}
fandom: Hey!Say!JUMP
author; konbini
rating; PG-13
title; wireless
summary; So I fail because I just found out that these have already been done before. :/ OH WELL. If HSJ was on LJ on the internet in fandom. So I got the numbering wrong... yeah. :x
01.
Hikaru doesn't know why he keeps Inoo on his f-list. Inoo posts Seigi no Mikata episode summaries, talks about that new Hanadan movie and cries over Last Friends. He uses this sickeningly adorable dog icon that makes even Chinen keel over from the cute. All he ever talks about aside from fandom are his dogs, school and his emotions. Hikaru's into J-rock, my god, and Inoo was cramping his style. Hikaru has contemplated on defriending Inoo time and again, but his finger freezes whenever he tries to.
None of this would have happened if he hadn't made the mistake of joining that friending meme.
After spamming Keito on his translation posts, (he ignores Keito when he tells him to bugger off in the nicest way possible) Hikaru checks his journal and notices that Inoo doesn't leave a comment on his latest entry on UVERworld's latest single. Inoo always leaves a comment. It takes a while for Hikaru until this settles in.
He doesn't understand.
It bothers him for a while. He tosses and turns in his bed after logging off every night, thinking about what might have happened. Did he do something wrong? Was it about his rant about cats? Was it because he didn't reply to their already long chain of comments that they left on Yuto's post on Yamada and Yamada's face, which led to a rather profound discussion concerning the use of strawberry anthocyanins as a pH indicator that he couldn't keep up with? He gets up. He thinks this is ridiculous; why does he even care?
Hikaru frantically reaches for his laptop and begins typing an email. An hour later he is done. Then he edits it, cutting it down from four pages to a measly three paragraphs. He proofreads it and sprinkles emoticons throughout the email to lighten the mood. Hikaru thinks about it for a bit and cuts it down again. He wasn't that concerned, pfft.
He clicks then send button and he feels like an idiot afterward, because Inoo told him that he'd be having his exams this week and Hikaru had put hearts in places where he shouldn't have.
02.
Hikaru didn't know that Inoo was a boy until they decided to meet up at Harajuku. This was after Inoo posted pictures of himself.
03.
Yamada likes secretly stalking his fan communities. He is disappointed when he finds out that he is probably the only person in the entire fandom that types while following the rules on grammar and diction.
Yuto somehow befriends him ("i lyk ur ic0n, add me plz? :D") and Yamada gets found out after Yamada accidentally sends him an email that was supposed to be for Yamapi.
Yamada then finds out that the Yuto he added earlier is the Nakajima Yuto, oh my god. Yuto gets a text the next day that says,
You never told me you had an LJ. >:|
Yamada
Yuto types out the words,
u never asked :P
did u lyk d birthday post i made 4 u? :DDD
♥ Yutorin
Yamada facepalms.
03.
Yabu writes fic. Shoon provides prompts and betas. Hikaru is the one who makes all the witty comments that people read soon afterwards. He also tries picking fights with Taiyo, who doesn't believe that Akame is real.
04.
Actually, Hikaru prods Yabu into writing fic. After the seventeeth buzz in a row, Yabu IMs him, "Good lord, Hikaru, I'm working on my thesis."
Hikaru then runs off to whine to Shoon and prod him into writing fic. Shoon doesn't write fic.
The last time Hikaru asked fic from Inoo, all he got was a sappy multichaptered love story which ended with ambiguity, but damn it, it was so beautiful, it made Hikaru cry.
Yabu watches Inoo's fanfiction journal.
05.
Daiki doesn't really do much in fandom but upload things from time to time.
Chinen asks him to reupload Arashi's Iza, Now! tour DVD. Daiki replies with an apology - he can't reach the top shelf.
06.
Ryutaro hates noobs. He attacked Takaki on a public post once. It was frustrating - Takaki kept on replying with anime macros.
07.
BNFs in the Arashi fandom were nothing compared to Chinen. He knew it all - from the titles of all their B-sides, to where Ohno liked to scratch when he was nervous. Some fans have deep respect for him, some scorn him in utter disgust, some just find him creepy and only lurk around his blog for scans and album leaks.
One day Ryutaro tells him that he doesn't think Ohno isn't all that great, and he and Chinen have never seen eye to eye since then.
Ryutaro isn't even into JE - he only dabbles in T&T.
08.
Ryutaro is a good kid in real life, he really is. He's like your everyday seventh grader that plays video games, procrastinates on homework and never misses a single episode of Naruto Shippuden. Fandom has turned him into, frankly, a bitch.
He and Shintaro stirred up some drama at the Tackey & Tsubasa community, which led to Ryutaro taking refuge in the Jr. fandom and becoming a Kisumai BNF.
Ryutaro knows how to type.
09.
Yabu doesn't like het, and it shows. Ohmiya is hotter than a drunken threesome with two nameless women. He'd pick Pi over Kato Rosa for Jin any day. The secret is that no one in real life but Shoon knows - and no, he's not gay - at least, that's what he wants to believe.
Takaki comes over without warning one day, and Yabu goes ho shit, because his room is filled to the brim with unfinished fanfics written on unused napkins, school notebooks and his hard drive. He cleans up and sets a new world record in the process before opening the door.
"Hi Yabu, I just came to return your Phi album," Takaki explains, handing Yabu a Kinki Kids CD, which Yabu snatches from him.
"Kaythanksbye," Yabu tells him in one breath as he pushes the door closed, but Takaki pushes the door back open just as fast, holding his forehead with his free hand.
"Oh yeah, I almost forgot. You said you had the Kaizokuban DVD?"
"I thought you already ripped that from Hasshi," Yabu replies, peeking through the small gap he made with the door.
"Didn't get to. He was on a date with Sanada, and I felt like I was interrupting..."
It takes a while for Yabu to react. "I thought he and Kanna--"
"Kanna doesn't like men," Takaki cuts in. "And effeminate boys just don't cut it."
"Oh," and Yabu lets him in.
10.
Yabu promptly kicks Takaki out of his house after he reads, "Tegoshi let out soft whimpers as Massu to--"
11.
Inoo likes dubbing his relationships with other people with other fandom ships. Daiki is the Sakura to his Tomoyo (Daiki cringes at this) and Yabu is the Tamaki to his Kyouya. When he calls Hikaru "the Shige to his Koyama," Hikaru isn't sure how he feels about that.
"Well, we can't be Akame," Inoo states when they meet up at a local cafe. He stirs he latte absentmindedly. "Neither of us is hot enough to be Jin."
Hikaru appears to be in deep thought, rubbing his chin. "Yeah, but -- hey! What's that supposed to mean!?" Hikaru nearly knocks over his macchiato, which Inoo catches in time.
"You know exactly what I mean," Inoo gives him a knowing smile.
"What are you talking about, no one can resist this!"
Inoo leans in closer. "Tell me, Hikaru. How many girlfriends have you had?"
Hikaru hangs his head and keeps his eyes glued to the edge of the table. Inoo laughs. "Calling ourselves Akame is going to curse us, so don't even bother."
Hikaru pouts. "But I refuse to be Shige!"
Inoo makes matching icons for them the next day. Hikaru is Yuto, Inoo is Yamada. Hikaru PMs him, Dude, I think you just cursed us even more. D:
12.
Takaki made a typo when he made his username - it says "takagi". He's been contemplating on getting a rename token for quite some time now, but he never gets around doing it; he spends all his money on getting more icon space.
Takaki has five hundred icons.
13.
Chinen likes registering really good usernames and deleting them afterward just to piss people off.
14.
Yuto makes bad graphics. Yamada doesn't have the heart to tell him. Daiki leeches off Yamada's icon comm. Inoo makes really cute CLAMP icons. Ryutaro is too cool for extra icon space - in reality, he can't talk his parents into spending money on anything Shintaro doesn't want.
15.
Keito keeps a low profile on the internet, but when Hikaru links to his translations, he starts getting random adds. Keito is polite; he adds them back. It annoys him after his inbox gets flooded with LJ notifications and the occasional hate mail for being such a BNF.
What did he do to deserve this? In all honesty, it isn't his fault Chinen and Hikaru are on his f-list. Keito sighs. Maybe he should have never learned English.
author; konbini
rating; PG-13
title; wireless
summary; So I fail because I just found out that these have already been done before. :/ OH WELL. If HSJ was on LJ on the internet in fandom. So I got the numbering wrong... yeah. :x
01.
Hikaru doesn't know why he keeps Inoo on his f-list. Inoo posts Seigi no Mikata episode summaries, talks about that new Hanadan movie and cries over Last Friends. He uses this sickeningly adorable dog icon that makes even Chinen keel over from the cute. All he ever talks about aside from fandom are his dogs, school and his emotions. Hikaru's into J-rock, my god, and Inoo was cramping his style. Hikaru has contemplated on defriending Inoo time and again, but his finger freezes whenever he tries to.
None of this would have happened if he hadn't made the mistake of joining that friending meme.
After spamming Keito on his translation posts, (he ignores Keito when he tells him to bugger off in the nicest way possible) Hikaru checks his journal and notices that Inoo doesn't leave a comment on his latest entry on UVERworld's latest single. Inoo always leaves a comment. It takes a while for Hikaru until this settles in.
He doesn't understand.
It bothers him for a while. He tosses and turns in his bed after logging off every night, thinking about what might have happened. Did he do something wrong? Was it about his rant about cats? Was it because he didn't reply to their already long chain of comments that they left on Yuto's post on Yamada and Yamada's face, which led to a rather profound discussion concerning the use of strawberry anthocyanins as a pH indicator that he couldn't keep up with? He gets up. He thinks this is ridiculous; why does he even care?
Hikaru frantically reaches for his laptop and begins typing an email. An hour later he is done. Then he edits it, cutting it down from four pages to a measly three paragraphs. He proofreads it and sprinkles emoticons throughout the email to lighten the mood. Hikaru thinks about it for a bit and cuts it down again. He wasn't that concerned, pfft.
He clicks then send button and he feels like an idiot afterward, because Inoo told him that he'd be having his exams this week and Hikaru had put hearts in places where he shouldn't have.
02.
Hikaru didn't know that Inoo was a boy until they decided to meet up at Harajuku. This was after Inoo posted pictures of himself.
03.
Yamada likes secretly stalking his fan communities. He is disappointed when he finds out that he is probably the only person in the entire fandom that types while following the rules on grammar and diction.
Yuto somehow befriends him ("i lyk ur ic0n, add me plz? :D") and Yamada gets found out after Yamada accidentally sends him an email that was supposed to be for Yamapi.
Yamada then finds out that the Yuto he added earlier is the Nakajima Yuto, oh my god. Yuto gets a text the next day that says,
You never told me you had an LJ. >:|
Yamada
Yuto types out the words,
u never asked :P
did u lyk d birthday post i made 4 u? :DDD
♥ Yutorin
Yamada facepalms.
03.
Yabu writes fic. Shoon provides prompts and betas. Hikaru is the one who makes all the witty comments that people read soon afterwards. He also tries picking fights with Taiyo, who doesn't believe that Akame is real.
04.
Actually, Hikaru prods Yabu into writing fic. After the seventeeth buzz in a row, Yabu IMs him, "Good lord, Hikaru, I'm working on my thesis."
Hikaru then runs off to whine to Shoon and prod him into writing fic. Shoon doesn't write fic.
The last time Hikaru asked fic from Inoo, all he got was a sappy multichaptered love story which ended with ambiguity, but damn it, it was so beautiful, it made Hikaru cry.
Yabu watches Inoo's fanfiction journal.
05.
Daiki doesn't really do much in fandom but upload things from time to time.
Chinen asks him to reupload Arashi's Iza, Now! tour DVD. Daiki replies with an apology - he can't reach the top shelf.
06.
Ryutaro hates noobs. He attacked Takaki on a public post once. It was frustrating - Takaki kept on replying with anime macros.
07.
BNFs in the Arashi fandom were nothing compared to Chinen. He knew it all - from the titles of all their B-sides, to where Ohno liked to scratch when he was nervous. Some fans have deep respect for him, some scorn him in utter disgust, some just find him creepy and only lurk around his blog for scans and album leaks.
One day Ryutaro tells him that he doesn't think Ohno isn't all that great, and he and Chinen have never seen eye to eye since then.
Ryutaro isn't even into JE - he only dabbles in T&T.
08.
Ryutaro is a good kid in real life, he really is. He's like your everyday seventh grader that plays video games, procrastinates on homework and never misses a single episode of Naruto Shippuden. Fandom has turned him into, frankly, a bitch.
He and Shintaro stirred up some drama at the Tackey & Tsubasa community, which led to Ryutaro taking refuge in the Jr. fandom and becoming a Kisumai BNF.
Ryutaro knows how to type.
09.
Yabu doesn't like het, and it shows. Ohmiya is hotter than a drunken threesome with two nameless women. He'd pick Pi over Kato Rosa for Jin any day. The secret is that no one in real life but Shoon knows - and no, he's not gay - at least, that's what he wants to believe.
Takaki comes over without warning one day, and Yabu goes ho shit, because his room is filled to the brim with unfinished fanfics written on unused napkins, school notebooks and his hard drive. He cleans up and sets a new world record in the process before opening the door.
"Hi Yabu, I just came to return your Phi album," Takaki explains, handing Yabu a Kinki Kids CD, which Yabu snatches from him.
"Kaythanksbye," Yabu tells him in one breath as he pushes the door closed, but Takaki pushes the door back open just as fast, holding his forehead with his free hand.
"Oh yeah, I almost forgot. You said you had the Kaizokuban DVD?"
"I thought you already ripped that from Hasshi," Yabu replies, peeking through the small gap he made with the door.
"Didn't get to. He was on a date with Sanada, and I felt like I was interrupting..."
It takes a while for Yabu to react. "I thought he and Kanna--"
"Kanna doesn't like men," Takaki cuts in. "And effeminate boys just don't cut it."
"Oh," and Yabu lets him in.
10.
Yabu promptly kicks Takaki out of his house after he reads, "Tegoshi let out soft whimpers as Massu to--"
11.
Inoo likes dubbing his relationships with other people with other fandom ships. Daiki is the Sakura to his Tomoyo (Daiki cringes at this) and Yabu is the Tamaki to his Kyouya. When he calls Hikaru "the Shige to his Koyama," Hikaru isn't sure how he feels about that.
"Well, we can't be Akame," Inoo states when they meet up at a local cafe. He stirs he latte absentmindedly. "Neither of us is hot enough to be Jin."
Hikaru appears to be in deep thought, rubbing his chin. "Yeah, but -- hey! What's that supposed to mean!?" Hikaru nearly knocks over his macchiato, which Inoo catches in time.
"You know exactly what I mean," Inoo gives him a knowing smile.
"What are you talking about, no one can resist this!"
Inoo leans in closer. "Tell me, Hikaru. How many girlfriends have you had?"
Hikaru hangs his head and keeps his eyes glued to the edge of the table. Inoo laughs. "Calling ourselves Akame is going to curse us, so don't even bother."
Hikaru pouts. "But I refuse to be Shige!"
Inoo makes matching icons for them the next day. Hikaru is Yuto, Inoo is Yamada. Hikaru PMs him, Dude, I think you just cursed us even more. D:
12.
Takaki made a typo when he made his username - it says "takagi". He's been contemplating on getting a rename token for quite some time now, but he never gets around doing it; he spends all his money on getting more icon space.
Takaki has five hundred icons.
13.
Chinen likes registering really good usernames and deleting them afterward just to piss people off.
14.
Yuto makes bad graphics. Yamada doesn't have the heart to tell him. Daiki leeches off Yamada's icon comm. Inoo makes really cute CLAMP icons. Ryutaro is too cool for extra icon space - in reality, he can't talk his parents into spending money on anything Shintaro doesn't want.
15.
Keito keeps a low profile on the internet, but when Hikaru links to his translations, he starts getting random adds. Keito is polite; he adds them back. It annoys him after his inbox gets flooded with LJ notifications and the occasional hate mail for being such a BNF.
What did he do to deserve this? In all honesty, it isn't his fault Chinen and Hikaru are on his f-list. Keito sighs. Maybe he should have never learned English.