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i had a great time today at work. i don't think there was one minute where i was not laughing my ass off.
so i sit next to Fogel all day laughing at the strange bugs we find in our game. i like annoying our Senior tester (Jeff) who claims that he 'thinks i'm going to be trouble." he just KNOWS it. a minute after i deny this, i accidently sent my practice bug to the wrong senior tester TWICE, including a Dean Stevenson, who no one's ever heard of.
*at the end of the shift*
Jeff (test lead, not Fogel): "so what did you guys think?"
Me: "i think you're mean"
Jeff: "nono. i mean about the game"
Guy next to me: "yeah, i know he definitely doesn't like me"
Jeff: "THE GAME! what do you think of THE GAME?!"
*as we're leaving*
Jeff: "don't forget, guys. we start at 9 am tomorrow"
Me: "10 it is!"
ugh but when we first stayed with this guy, EVERYTIME i said something stupid, he would automatically tune in to what i'm saying
me: *saying something stupid about supper to myself*
Jeff comes out of nowhere: "i'm sorry, what?"
me: "uhm... i... said... i want pasghetti..."
poor jeff. guy's gonna regret being stuck with me. muahahahah!
[edit: 10:56 pm] DAMN FUCKING SON OF A DAMN FUCKING CUNT FACED DILLY DAMN SHIT FUCK HOLY HELL i need to stop being boy crazy. GOD DAMMIT! damndamndamn
breathe.
breathe.
nothing can happen. nothing WILL happen. because he's leaving. forever. he'll be in BC. why does EVERYONE i like move to BC, dammit?!
DAMMIT!!! FUCK!
[edit: 11:02 pm] i need to wear something hot tomorrow...
where are my stiletto's? WHERE?!
so i sit next to Fogel all day laughing at the strange bugs we find in our game. i like annoying our Senior tester (Jeff) who claims that he 'thinks i'm going to be trouble." he just KNOWS it. a minute after i deny this, i accidently sent my practice bug to the wrong senior tester TWICE, including a Dean Stevenson, who no one's ever heard of.
*at the end of the shift*
Jeff (test lead, not Fogel): "so what did you guys think?"
Me: "i think you're mean"
Jeff: "nono. i mean about the game"
Guy next to me: "yeah, i know he definitely doesn't like me"
Jeff: "THE GAME! what do you think of THE GAME?!"
*as we're leaving*
Jeff: "don't forget, guys. we start at 9 am tomorrow"
Me: "10 it is!"
ugh but when we first stayed with this guy, EVERYTIME i said something stupid, he would automatically tune in to what i'm saying
me: *saying something stupid about supper to myself*
Jeff comes out of nowhere: "i'm sorry, what?"
me: "uhm... i... said... i want pasghetti..."
poor jeff. guy's gonna regret being stuck with me. muahahahah!
[edit: 10:56 pm] DAMN FUCKING SON OF A DAMN FUCKING CUNT FACED DILLY DAMN SHIT FUCK HOLY HELL i need to stop being boy crazy. GOD DAMMIT! damndamndamn
breathe.
breathe.
nothing can happen. nothing WILL happen. because he's leaving. forever. he'll be in BC. why does EVERYONE i like move to BC, dammit?!
DAMMIT!!! FUCK!
[edit: 11:02 pm] i need to wear something hot tomorrow...
where are my stiletto's? WHERE?!