Grammar Lesson #2 -- Commas and Their Clawses

[sophisgotagun]

*puts on glasses and pretends to look all severe like your freshman english teacher*

Today, we are going to discuss.... commas

dun
dun
duuuuuun!

Yes, that would be this thing: , (scaled up by... a lot... for dramatic effect, 'cause I'm like that

Comments

[misstee123]

Very useful! I love posts like this. Thanks for your work trying to educate the masses.

[sophisgotagun]

I weep for the masses every evening. I wonder how it is possible they make up the world, sometimes :(

[misstee123]

You just keep hammering at the grammar portion of education for the masses.

I am putting together a committee which will approve/disapprove all names that parents choose for their newborns. There will be no more Mavericks or Rumers if I get my way. We will also be working to streamline spelling of approved names. No more Rachel spelled Raychel'le and such.

[sophisgotagun]

As long as there's no more Gladyses, either, 'cause it's just cruel to name a child after your favorite great aunt who taught you how to make perfect lemonade or some crap like that.

[misstee123]

Definitely! One of the first people I'm lining up for an appointment is Gwenyth Paltrow, if she happens to have another baby. Anyone with children named Apple and Moses is in dire need of assistance.

[sophisgotagun]

*shakes head* I think she was feeling really evil while in labor and just spat out the first thing that came to mind.