Ridiculous meme designed to get me at least posting in LJ again. Snagged from the lovely
sarrabellum.
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Any bill - being broke sucks.
2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
Outside, under the stars, with candles and a bonfire nearby.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
2004: soda + hard liquor + Paxil + big hooka hits of chronic = gigantic sickness death-wishing Rowan. Puking helped.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
I am pleased to say that I have never danced on a bar. Who does that?
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
I can't remember her name, but I remember what she looked like. She had a bowl haircut and looked a lot like Sandy Duncan. Her name might have been Miss Piper.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
I want to be out on the road, driving down the 101 with my best guy, feeling the cool air coming in through my window, listening to good music.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Cowgirl, writer, marine biologist, film director, veterinarian, crazy cat lady.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
I'm wearing a cotton granny-style nightshirt that my mother gave me when I was recovering from surgery. It's the coolest thing I own for sleeping in.
10. Gas prices!
I take the bus, so gas prices don't have me suffering too much. I'm far more concerned about peak oil and the inevitible oil crisis that I'm seeing coming. We desperately need to focus on alternative enegry sources. I'm trying to do my part by recycling, reusing, buying things with little or no packing, producing some of my own food, and buying locally. These simple things save gas from shipping food and goods, eliminate demand for byproducts of petroleum, and alleviate some of the pressure on dwindling oil reserves. I don't want to support oil wars any more!
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would you go and who?
I would move to a place just like this one, but that Rob and I could afford on our own. We currently share a home with two housemates who are great, but I miss living on our own.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
It's so fucking hot!
13. Last thought before falling asleep last night?
It's so fucking hot!
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Cotton french-cut briefs in black.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Briefs, boxer briefs or nothing.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Cleaning the litter boxes & doing the dishes.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you?
If I can find a way to generate enough income to live off of without having to work for someone else doing something I don't want to do, I will do it!
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep!
19. Your Favorite cartoon character?
Vash the Stampede from Trigun. Sophie frorm Howl's Moving Castle. Ren of Ren & Stimpy.
20. Favorite NON-sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Taking a midnight walk to look at the moon.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
I lost my job again. I suppose I do mind that, but I've got to spill the beans sometime.
22. What was your first car?
1977 Toyota Carolla, avocado green with a yellow stripe along the side. It was a five-speed manual transmission and I drove it into the ground for 5 years.
23. Your best "Yo Momma" joke?
Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow, and skittles fell out.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
roasted portabello mushrooms. oh yeah.
25. What do you get everytime you go into a Chili's?
I don't think I've ever eaten there. My standard order is a gardenburger with a salad or fries when I go out to those kinds of places though.
26. Beach Or lake?
Either! I love both. I like swimming in a lake better though - the waves are far less violent and I don't end up with saltwater in my sinuses.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
Sometimes. I think there are aspects of modern marriage that don't make much sense. I'm a total romantic though. I want to believe in true love, I want to believe in marriage for life. I want to believe that the committment can strengthen the bond between two people and make their love stronger. I think that it has the capacity to trap or liberate people. I think that marriage has had to change as society has changed, it certainly does not exist in this country as it did 200 years ago. It means something different now.
28. Who do you "stalk" on myspace?
No one. I'm not into it.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Pickles and peanut butter. It's gotta be kosher garlic dill slices with chunky natural peanut butter for optimum goodness.
30. Favorite movie?
Howl's Moving Castle.
31. What's your drink?
Water. My green water bottle is a constant companion.
32. Cowboys or indians?
Indians!
33. Cops or robbers?
Robbers. It's terrible, I like the bad boys.
34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
Sometimes! While not specifically a bad guy, I have a terrible lust-crush on Professor Snape as played by Alan Rickman. I just want him to be mean to me.
35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
I've heard from a lot of people Jeneane Garafolo.
36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of Lost would you be?
I have no idea.
37. What do you want when you are sick?
A comfy couch, sweet kitties to cuddle with, good movies, and my sweetie to fulfill my every desire and make me organic chicken soup from scratch.
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
I had a group of friends that I hung with an awful lot. Most of them moved to San Francisco. Zach, Amanda, Blake, Andrew, Sarah. Kaz is dead, and I sure wish that I could see him again.
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
The radios in the house are all tuned to 90.3 KEXP or 91.7 KBCS.
41. Stiffler or Oz?
Who?
42. Norm or Cliff?
I really don't care.
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Simpsons.
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Brian. I would have left him for good the moment things started going bad, three weeks into our relationship, instead of a year and a half later.
45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I'm not working right now. I worked with Rob a lot on a recent art project, and I like him lots.
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Ama, the hugging saint. Starhawk, an author. Tom Robbins, an author.
48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Johnny Fucking Depp.
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Nope! I've used baking soda to put out a fire on my stove, though.
50. Last book you read for real?
I read books "for real" frequently. Red: Passion and Patience in the Desert by Terry Tempest Williams si the last book I finished.
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
Sort of. I had a stuffed "Copper" doll from The Fox and the Hound that I slept with from age seven to mid-20's.
52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
In the Quinault Rainforest.
53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
I want to travel down the 101 to see the Redwoods again. I only saw them briefly when I was 16.
54. Number of texts in a day?
None. I don't own a cell phone.
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
A new career. Something that involves doing something creative with my hands.
56. Do you go to church?
I attend the church of Nature.
57. Pencil or Pen?
Pen.
58. Describe your favorite day?
Camping with my sweetie in a beautiful and peaceful place, with no drama or stress to worry about, finding and preparing edible plants, identifying trees and small woodland creatures, looking at the stars and moon at night, not getting eaten by bears.
59. How many jobs have you had?
Too fucking many.
60. What would be your dream job?
Making beautiful and functional art for money. Or being a published author.
61. What do you want to achieve in life?
Balance.
Self-sufficiency.
True love.
Sustainability.
Creation of beauty.
Inner peace.
62. Han Solo or Luke Skywalker?
Totally Han. He's such a bastard. I just want to smack him and then hump him.