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Sep 20, 2010 22:00


H-Hello...! Um. Yes. That is, I found this cellphone on the ground and I didn't know what to do with it. I don't want to be rude by taking it so I'm going to leave it here for you to pick up.

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Is that the wrong thing to do!? It is, isn't it? I'm sorry! That's right, without your cellphone, you won't be able to contact anybody! Then all ( Read more... )

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perfektioniert September 21 2010, 22:06:00 UTC
Quiet down immediately, fool!

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sooorrrrrryyy September 22 2010, 06:08:16 UTC
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Y-Yes! I'll be quiet at once!

[ And bowing down to apologize on the phone even if she can't see it. ]

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perfektioniert September 22 2010, 06:16:24 UTC
[The young woman's teeth grit together.]

Then shut your mouth before I am forced to whip some sense into you!

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sooorrrrrryyy September 22 2010, 06:41:01 UTC
Oh! I'm sorry... So sorry! Just tell me that I'm hopeless!

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perfektioniert September 22 2010, 06:44:17 UTC
It would certainly seem like you are. Are you always like this?

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sooorrrrrryyy September 22 2010, 07:00:47 UTC
I knew it! I really am hopeless! That I would shamelessly continue to live... My existence is a mistake!

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perfektioniert September 22 2010, 19:07:53 UTC
ENOUGH.

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sooorrrrrryyy September 24 2010, 04:42:13 UTC
[ What is that whipping sound? He silently sobs for a long while until... ]

My ears are ringing...

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perfektioniert September 26 2010, 19:39:09 UTC
THERE! Good.

What is it that you were screaming over?

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sooorrrrrryyy September 27 2010, 19:38:45 UTC
I am a criminal! Somehow I have stolen somebody's precious device! I admit that it was me! Please render judgment!!

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