001 | Audio

[sooorrrrrryyy]

H-Hello...! Um. Yes. That is, I found this cellphone on the ground and I didn't know what to do with it. I don't want to be rude by taking it so I'm going to leave it here for you to pick up.

[ . . . ]

Is that the wrong thing to do!? It is, isn't it? I'm sorry! That's right, without your cellphone, you won't be able to contact anybody! Then all

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[nolessthanseven]

[oh that's annoying.] Chill. It's your phone.

[sooorrrrrryyy]

Is that really how it is!? Is that iiiiit!?

[nolessthanseven]

Yes. We all have one. What's your problem?

[sooorrrrrryyy]

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

[nolessthanseven]

Oh, shut up. You know how annoying that gets? Seriously, what's your problem?

[sooorrrrrryyy]

I'm sorry! Oh, I'm truly useless! No matter what, I can't do anything but annoy you!

this is hilarious.

[nolessthanseven]

No kidding you're annoying me! All you do is apologize! Do you even think?

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[sooorrrrrryyy]

[ OH SNAP. DID SHE JUST--? ]

2/3

[sooorrrrrryyy]

[ I THINK SHE DID. ]

3/3 | I hope you're pleased with yourself.

[sooorrrrrryyy]

AS I THOUGHT, I AM NOTHING BUT A NUISANCE! I APOLOGIZE TO ALL THOSE CURSED TO LISTEN TO ME! I'M SOOOORRRRRYYY!!

....omigod, so incredibly pleased. You're the best. <3

[nolessthanseven]

[blankest stare. Did that just happen? Did it actually happen?]

...by the Angel, what was that?

Pffsh, it's all her doing.

[sooorrrrrryyy]

As long as I shamelessly continue to live, there is no way that I can atone for this horrible sin...

Please deliver divine punishment for my mortal sin! Divine punishmeeeeeent!!

Heee~

[nolessthanseven]

Unless you're a demon, tragically, it isn't up to me.

[sooorrrrrryyy]

[ SCREAMS ]

I knew that my sins were too many to atone for! I knew this evil could only be demonic! I'M SORRY!!

[nolessthanseven]

...how did you even manage to grow up like this? I mean, this is ridiculous.

...That was not the right icon.

[sooorrrrrryyy]

My life is stained with sin... I'm sorry that my existence was made known to you...