so I would like the collective internet to know
that it is about one in the morning
and
crystalcleared just burst, uninvited, into the bedroom of
reinadecopas, having just driven here unannounced after a brief text war, while Mizu and I were preparing to sleep
and we proceeded to re-enact the flyting of loki, there on the upstairs landing, ending with us menacing krystal off the front porch with a large plastic replica of mjolnir and a coffee cup
we were wearing red beards made out of kitchen chair cushions
pictures to follow
it is the best thing in the world that I have friends who find this funny, who are not afraid to be photographed doing it, and moreover who do not need to be under the influence of alcohol to invade a house at one in the morning pretending to be a norse god for the sole purpose of bursting into a bedroom and calling our wives sluts.
actual things have happened in my life that I could report on. but I feel this is more important.
edit:
HWAAAAARGH