(Done a couple years ago because I am very easily amused by myself. I do not promise it makes sense, only that it will be silly. Sung to the tune of Matthew Ebel's Everybody Needs a Robot. All due credit to Mr. Ebel!)

Everybody Needs a Zombie

Everybody needs a zombie
Something I have always said
'Cause you never know when someone else
might shoot you in ( Read more... )