[Jason is curled up on the bed, clutching his stomach and rocking back and forth a little.]

I think I'm dying. My stomach is trying to kill me.

[He has cramps]

For the first time in my life, I have no ambition. What's a Captain to do?

Amphitrite, you have Ocean's Valentine's Day present, yes? I think I gave it to you to hide.

Oh and Dionysus, Pandora, and Erato want us to come over to dinner tomorrow night.

How much of the crew has shown up? I think I've seen everyone but...

Party at mine. Get your butts over here.

You too Dad.

Crew, come to my place if you need copious amounts of alcohol.

Especially since you're all going crazy

Why am I outside my apartment?

Ata [HE'S SUSPICIOUS] Did you guys pick me up and bring me out here while I was passed out?

And why are the lights off.

I want the two of you with me always

I know others will want you as much as I-

Marry me.

Please

So.

I got this huge cut on my finger that I couldn't feel.

I had it checked out.

They say I have leprosy.

Argonauts assemble!

My place, as soon as you can. You can bring people you know we can trust. And y'all know the drill about danger times anyway.

[Yes, he sounds like Optimus Prime for that first bit]

Who is this midget calling me daddy and what do I do with it?

[Filter: Polyxena]

Can you help me, beautiful?