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[sonny_delight]

All this post-event apologizing and Kumbaya is making me sick. This city is sorely lacking in any sense of accountability. No, the forehead-scraping 'mea culpa's don't help your case, either. All that is is a way of flagellating yourself until you're so pitiful and obviously contrite that the poor suckers around you have no choice but to take you

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[quitethespoiler]

[Oh -- the feed is the same -- and River looks delightfully amused.]

Squeak and run lately?

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[sonny_delight]

[Oh, here's the bitch. How she would love to jam her thumbs into her eyes.]

Whoda thunk, the opposite of my personality is a sniveling rat.

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[quitethespoiler]

Are you certain that isn't a side of yourself that you just show off for special occasions?

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[sonny_delight]

Really damn sure. Do you have a point, or did you just feel like showing off your shitty hair to someone new today?

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[quitethespoiler]

[River laughs, not even bothered.]

Oh my. You're in a tiff. Or wondrously insecure. Either way, that suits me just fine.

River Song. And you are?

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[sonny_delight]

Neither, actually. "Abrasive cunt" is my natural state of being.

Sonja Gofuckyourself. Nice to meet you. Still protecting your pet presumably-emo would-be psychopath?

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[quitethespoiler]

Oh, sweetheart, I wasn't protecting him.

I was protecting you.

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[sonny_delight]

I'm so touched I might just vomit. You don't think I know exactly what I'm getting into? He sounds like a god in his own mind, but nobody, even someone capable of besting the Master, is immune to all three of his lungs catching on fire.

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[quitethespoiler]

Because you don't know what you're getting into, you selfish silly little girl.

[Pleasantly, as if talking about the weather.]

Be all you can be, bark and whine, mark your territory, I could honestly care less, but I assure you, you wouldn't make it to his lungs.

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[sonny_delight]

That's adorable. You actually think you know what I am.

[There's a dark gleam in her eye now.]

I don't give a shit about the Master. That was all event, all the time. Just mind you watch who you're antagonizing, you empty-headed whelp.

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[quitethespoiler]

I could say the same for you.

[River smiles.]

But thank you for confirming that you aren't, in fact, human.

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[sonny_delight]

Aren't we close-minded. There are more categories than mayfly and monster, wouldn't you know.

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[quitethespoiler]

Naturally. I've met them.

[Mildly.]

But I've been around the universal block enough to gauge humanity from not. Care to share?

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[sonny_delight]

Why the fuck not. I'm feeling generous.

[Cleaning her nails nonchalantly. She is, by the way, a flawless liar when she wants to be. She's only had six thousand years of practice.]

My daddy was a Jinn, hence the firepower if you feel the need to snoop my oldest posts. I'm older than your boyfriend and his boyfriend combined. Interesting story, right? I know, I thought so too.

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[quitethespoiler]

[Hm. To believe or not believe. That is the question. She makes a mental note to ask the Doctor.]

Oh, boyfriend, how adorable. We're far closer than that, darling.

[Though it's said with a teasing smile.]

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[sonny_delight]

Unless you're registered at an S&M shop, I don't care.